My new favorite word is Prosti-tot.
I wish I could claim to be the originator of this gem, but alas, some disgruntled parent on Toddlers & Tiaras beat me to it.
To describe this:
Yes, 3-year old Paisley stirred up quite a bit of controversy last season dressed as ‘ho Julia Roberts.
God, I love this show!
Last night, the infamous Paisley returned, and was still dressed a bit… well… hoochie. And her mom said:
“The fabric is a bit sheer and shows her midriff, but I think it looks okay. I just hope they don’t call her prosti-tot again.”
The episode that I saw last night was also an excellent example of why I love this show. I mean, the producers and editors are SO in on the joke.
The joke being these W.T. pageant families and the tragic competitions.
Case in point:
De-klassé, Miss Paisley.
See? It’s like the producers relish in these moments and deliberately edit the show to eviscerate these oxygen-wasters.
The only thing I feel bad about is that these kids are gonna be seriously fucked up in a few years.
But hey. They can always look forward to starring on “Intervention”… Right?