Prosti-Tot

My new favorite word is Prosti-tot.

I wish I could claim to be the originator of this gem, but alas, some disgruntled parent on Toddlers & Tiaras beat me to it.

To describe this:

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Yes, 3-year old Paisley stirred up quite a bit of controversy last season dressed as ‘ho Julia Roberts.

God, I love this show!

Anyway…

Last night, the infamous Paisley returned, and was still dressed a bit… well… hoochie. And her mom said:

“The fabric is a bit sheer and shows her midriff, but I think it looks okay. I just hope they don’t call her prosti-tot again.”

*sad trombone*

The episode that I saw last night was also an excellent example of why I love this show. I mean, the producers and editors are SO in on the joke.

The joke being these W.T. pageant families and the tragic competitions.

Case in point:

De-klassé, Miss Paisley.

See? It’s like the producers relish in these moments and deliberately edit the show to eviscerate these oxygen-wasters.

The only thing I feel bad about is that these kids are gonna be seriously fucked up in a few years.

But hey. They can always look forward to starring on “Intervention”… Right?

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Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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4 Responses to Prosti-Tot

  1. I guess there is a sort of train-wreck fascination involved but, for me, I see this as parents that are 100% exploiting their small children to satisfy some unfulfilled dream of their own. http://wp.me/p1se8R-1co

  2. anne marie in philly says:

    yep, these brats are going to need DECADES of therapy. and their mothers are whores.

  3. Kellen says:

    these people are real sickos..I prefer the much more emotionally stable folks on hoarders…

    • rg says:

      Maybe we can combine the episode on Hoarders with the guy with all the rats in his house with a Toddler Beauty Pageant!

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