When It Rains…


So remember my tumble in front of the handsome guy with the cute dog where I rolled my ankle and sharted myself?

How could you forget, right?

Well, yesterday evening I was lounging on my couch, playing with my new iPhone toy (more on that tomorrow), and rearranging icons… when I noticed I had a message on Grindr.

For the record, I haven’t had a message on Grindr in months. I’m a Scruff guy.

But I opened it anyway, mostly to get rid of the message badge.

Oh fuck me jebus. It was him! Of all people.


Just shoot me on the face.

See folks? I don’t make this shit up. Oh and here’s the aftermath of my knee, just for good measure.


It only hurts when I bend it. Or laugh.


About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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7 Responses to When It Rains…

  1. Marcus says:

    But what about Derrick? Ive been dying for an update (hopeless romantic here)!

    • cb says:

      Oh, this guy is just a random guy in front of whom I made an ass out of myself. And according to his profile he’s partnered (meh).

      Derrick and I see each other most every weekend and sometimes during the week.

  2. Cubby says:

    Fate’s come knocking on your door. Are you going to answer it or what?

  3. dbb says:

    Parterned doesn’t mean dead, if he contacts you on Grindr, he’s lookin for sumin- sumin, wink wink. Just don’t shart during the actual act, that could be a turn off to some.

  4. Maybe he’s only looking for a friend.

  5. Dirk says:

    I think you should delete the Grindr account (and the Scruff one, too) and focus on Derrick.
    Just sayin’…

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