Say “Cheese”!

Well, it’s that time again. No, not time for comix– Graduation time!

And along with graduation come the senior portraits– BAD senior portraits. Several of which I’d like to share with you!

Kevin was voted “Most Likely To Die From A Masturbatory Injury”.

Michael (aka “J-Bag”) takes his shot at the Jersey Shore 2012 Auditions.

Jenna thinks of herself as the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator… Of Love.

I’m building a “fully functional” Fembot.

Rebecca always was a bit partial to “Slater” from Saved By The Bell.

“220… 221… Whatever it takes.”

Barry’s hobbies include D&D, Live Action Role Play and never getting laid.

Jason solves his team allegiance predicament while earning a B+ in Home Ec.

Nice “murret”.

That Barry’s a fuckin’ poseur!

Kenneth’s Jersey Shore nickname is “Columbine”.

Why does it always have to be the fucking clarinet players?

Fuck with me and I’ll shoot your face off.

Ironically, I have absolutely nothing snarky to say about this one whatsoever.

Gina hoped her new hairstyle would draw attention away from her face.

Craig was set to have a killer Senior Year… until fate intervened.

And now one for you to caption. Enjoy!


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Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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17 Responses to Say “Cheese”!

  1. Sean says:

    I’d lick a bitch! GO D.O.G.S!

    The one without the snark is you, isn’t it?

  2. Props to the boy with the parasol and fan!

  3. dbb says:

    I get lost on my own Va-jay-jay.

  4. pjwyckoff says:

    WOW! I can see Russia.

  5. Howard says:

    Megan got to skip her annual visit to the gynecologist that year.

  6. Cubby says:

    “Damn, my bleached anus looks GREAT!”

  7. Mark, nee Fuzz says:

    Nancy is thrilled by her new spring-like freshness and the absence of razor bumps.

  8. anne marie in philly says:

    I see london, I see france…

    [does anyone else see the droopy phallic symbol in barry’s first pix (the metal helmet)? THAT’S why he never gets laid!]

  9. YvesPaul says:

    Yup, that’s how I broke it!

  10. JimA says:

    Megan wishes she would have gotten the brazillian instead of the hitler

  11. JimA says:

    Megan realizes she does have a brillo pad!

  12. “Murret”. I’m still LOLing.

  13. wcs says:

    A split (no pun intended) second later, Color Megan disappeared and was never heard from again.

  14. Dustin says:

    Megan is relieved to finally locate her missing flute.

  15. QO says:

    Nice of you to include your senior photo, but how did you get up on that column?

  16. R.B. says:

    no caption, but a great memory of the cheerleader tryouts in Dodgeball

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