Ghosts of Exes Past

I used to date this:


Can you believe it? Me? Date a handsome fellah like him??

It’s okay. I know he’s handsome enough for people to wonder what the hell he was doing with me.

And why do I have his pic, you ask? Well, we have remained casual friends over the years and this is his most recent photo

He looks remarkably the same, just more developed. Angular. Perhaps more finished than he was…

Of course you’d have to shave off 15 years or so to picture him when we dated. He was 22 at the time and I was 27… Or 28.

Unfortunately, there usually tends to be a big difference between those ages in men. Lots of growing up and changing happens in those mid 20’s.

True to form, our age difference was just too vast for us to overcome. That, among other… things.

Regardless, he still holds the record for the longest relationship I’ve ever maintained (roughly 1.5 years or so).

And until a few years ago he also held another “longest” record. *Ahem*

It’s nice to see him now, though, all grown up. He finally chose a firection, went back to school, became a designer, married a guy, and lives in California.

It looks good on him.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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7 Responses to Ghosts of Exes Past

  1. ben says:

    He’s cute. But when do we get to judge…I mean lust over…I mean see a picture of Derrick?

  2. AjohnP says:

    He’s cute…and has great teeth.

  3. anne marie in philly says:

    I’d shag him…if only…well, I can dream, can’t I?

  4. rg says:

    He’s cute. Doable.

  5. Daniel says:

    WAIT, He is 37? I need to use more sunscreen.

  6. Blobby says:

    by ‘this’, i think you meant ‘him’. Was he really that much of an inanimate object?

  7. I’m not sure if I’m jealous because you used to date a guy who looked like that, or if I’m jealous that you have the maturity to say such kind things about him. Oh, yes, and I’m a bit jealous that him and I are the same age, yet he seems to look 25.

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