Um, remember my neighbor whom I have a major crush on and with whom I’ve had some incredible sex? Mister Five-Ohhhhh- Seven? Well, he was off today… as was I.
And seeing as we both had some coinciding free time on our hands, it was decided that he should come over and give me an early Christmas present. Which he delivered with his usual panache…
Our meeting was set for “high noon”. It was to be a proverbial shootout at the cb corral. And shortly after his arrival, it turned into quite a gun show– for my neighbor had obviously been working out. Lots.
Seriously, OMG chest. Arms. Beard. Blonde hair. Ice blue eyes. Legs like tree trunks. It’s like being pillaged by a Viking– but, um… an old West Viking. (I’m still a bit addled, so my metaphores are getting mixed).
Anyway, after 45 minutes or so of tussling about, there was a considerable exchange of gunfire.
Then we lay about and caught up on what has been going on in our respective lives for the past 6 months or so.
It was just what I asked Santa for… and more!
The only problem is that our meetings are so infrequent. Well, that and the fact that I could totally fall in love with him in a heartbeat. Yeah, he’s that awesome.
Dammit! I want a Viking Cowboy too!
Ah oh. And here I thought that only the baby jesus got delivered at Christmas time. Lucky you!
Any possibility of a long-term connection ??
Smirk at him. Does it for me (from across the country) every time. Wishing you all the best.
Merry Christmas to you!
xmoose “came” early to your house! happy holidays to you, CB!