Hi.
Blah blah blah You know the drill.
And now it’s your turn. I already did three captions for this one, but I wanna see what y’all do with it:
Hi.
Blah blah blah You know the drill.
And now it’s your turn. I already did three captions for this one, but I wanna see what y’all do with it:
I will NOT suck on your candy cane!
“Yeah that’s right. Adopted. Shithead”
“You think you’ve got it bad? My box looks like a pair of swinging saloon doors!”
sidebar: it took me some time to figure out the “wha do i do wiff ihh…” but i got there. and ewwwwwww!
Your holiday suicide is my Christmas present BITCH!
Just A Jeep Guy really sucks at putting words in my mouth. I hope he does a better job with your cock.
“I told you not to swallow that much cum.”
I told you not to warm your butt plug in the microwave.
Are you picking up what I’m putting down ?
Yes, you prick. I’m off to Hogwarts tomorrow. You’ll never come…
Mom & Dad decided to adopt you out. Your new name is Sandusky.
your butt’s sore? the first time with daddy is always the worst, but you’ll get used to it.
I have cunt-breath? I better break open the Breathsavers…
Aren’t you dead yet?
Once upon a time, Rod Stewart did his WHOLE road crew. Quitcher bitchin’ about a fat guy and 8 reindeer.