Well hello dere, bitchuz!
It’s my birfday, and I STILL managed to put out an exceptional batch of comix (if I do say so myself, and I will because it’s my birthday!)
I left a good one for you to caption– and you’d BETTER!
So– Happy Fuckin’ Birthday to Me.
And now it’s y’all’s turn to provide a caption:
Mangina Monologues 
The tricky part is sliding your mouth around it and getting it all in without gagging.
Oh, so damned close to what I was going to suggest.
I was going to say “I’ve got something in my pants that rivals this!”
Peanut butter on white bread..it’s just like anilingus with dad.
Btw, happy birthday, cunt.
…then, you bring the “plastique” sandwich to Michelle Bachmann’s table and tell her you want to trade your peanut butter for her chicken salad…it should totallywork.
Happy Birfday, bitch!
This is why I never bottom after a meal at Denny’s
Just looking at this makes me wish Dad were home from work.
Tofu . . they say if you fuck it, it’s like fucking Bachmann’s cold dead vajayjay.
reminds me of daddy between your asscheeks…oh so thick!
happy happy birfday, mangina!
It’s a Paula Deen, a pound of butter on two slices of Wonder Bread!
My Bologna has a first name it’s F-E-C-E-S
“Yeah, it’s Fancy Feast, all right.”
And Happy Birthday!
You need to stretch wide open to squeeze that in, and no gagging!
Happy [belated] Birfday, CB
It’s like sandwich sex with Paula Deen: just be glad it’s not open-faced.
(And happy barfday, cb!)
Let’s get Mikey.
It’s the placenta from Mommy’s latest abortion.
It looked better on 2 girls and a cup…
It’s a Fromunda Cheese Sandwich. I’ve been collecting for a while.
Happy Birthday, Handsome!