Li’l Bastard Comix (Happy Birthday to ME edition)

Well hello dere, bitchuz!

It’s my birfday, and I STILL managed to put out an exceptional batch of comix (if I do say so myself, and I will because it’s my birthday!)

I left a good one for you to caption– and you’d BETTER!

So– Happy Fuckin’ Birthday to Me.

 

And now it’s y’all’s turn to provide a caption:

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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21 Responses to Li’l Bastard Comix (Happy Birthday to ME edition)

  1. Will J says:

    The tricky part is sliding your mouth around it and getting it all in without gagging.

  2. Mark, nee Fuzz says:

    Peanut butter on white bread..it’s just like anilingus with dad.

  3. Kevin says:

    …then, you bring the “plastique” sandwich to Michelle Bachmann’s table and tell her you want to trade your peanut butter for her chicken salad…it should totallywork.

    Happy Birfday, bitch!

  4. Paul says:

    This is why I never bottom after a meal at Denny’s

  5. Dave says:

    Just looking at this makes me wish Dad were home from work.

  6. Dustin says:

    Tofu . . they say if you fuck it, it’s like fucking Bachmann’s cold dead vajayjay.

  7. anne marie in philly says:

    reminds me of daddy between your asscheeks…oh so thick!

    happy happy birfday, mangina!

  8. Timmay says:

    It’s a Paula Deen, a pound of butter on two slices of Wonder Bread!

  9. Sassybear says:

    My Bologna has a first name it’s F-E-C-E-S

  10. “Yeah, it’s Fancy Feast, all right.”

  11. And Happy Birthday!

  12. Peter says:

    You need to stretch wide open to squeeze that in, and no gagging!

  13. It’s like sandwich sex with Paula Deen: just be glad it’s not open-faced.

    (And happy barfday, cb!)

  14. wcs says:

    Let’s get Mikey.

  15. Cubby says:

    It’s the placenta from Mommy’s latest abortion.

  16. JC says:

    It looked better on 2 girls and a cup…

  17. GoosterSD says:

    It’s a Fromunda Cheese Sandwich. I’ve been collecting for a while.

  18. John in Denver says:

    Happy Birthday, Handsome!

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