Here you go. This week’s ‘mix.











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About cb
Nickname: Munt
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
hey dad, whose asshole is tighter, mine or margaret’s? and are you SURE you bought enough condoms for the weekend?
“Her zits have really cleared up since she went on the pill.”
This drug store isn’t the only thing open 24 hours …
Dad, did you know Margaret is a L.E.S.B.I.A.N. ?!
Who do you think won the last caption contest; me or Margaret?
Hey dad, how much are Margaret rates these days?
Now that’s what you call a “Hobo-humpin’ slobo babe”.
hot tranny mess
She’s their best customer now that Amy Winehouse is dead.
That skank pops morning after pills like they were M&Ms.
“I told Margaret that after you bought some Viagra we’d come over and DP her up the poop chute.”
You know for an extra nickel you could have had a blow job AND a fuck from her…
If it weren’t for Summer’s Eve, we couldn’t even get THIS close.