Happy Pride, y’all. And to kick off the celebration, here are the comix.
Have fun with the last Peanuts frame… I want you to be raunchy with it!
And now for your turn– do your worst to Charlie and Snoopy! After all, there is no greater love than that of a boy for his beagle.
I hope they pass marriage in NY today because once we hit that slippery slope, we can get married and I can feed you sausage every day, legally.
When I said get on top, I didn’t mean your house.
Why do I always have to be the bottom?
You look like Lucy after last call.
I don’t blame you. If I could lick my own asshole, I’d never leave my house either.
You’re right. Your turds do taste a lot better than my mom’s cooking.
Oh! You lick them because you can…
this is NOT what I meant when I said “doggy style”!
Well, the peanut butter’s not gonna lick itself outta my ass, Snoop.
“How come you get to tell her to suck your dick, and I don’t?” – CB, I laughed for a good twenty minutes on this caption.
“You had me at hello!”
I have a jar of peanut butter and a nut that needs busting.
Your breath smells like Linus’ asshole. You’ve been cheating on me, haven’t you?
Be honest, Snoopy. Can you smell cum on my breath?
Let’s replace that rubber bone in your ass with a meaty one.
Smell’s like fish and yeast… you’ve been licking out Lucy again haven’t you Snoopy?
Hey Snoopy…Want some PENIS butter?
“Just relax a little and both Woodstock and the gerbil will find their way out.”
“I don’t care if you only humped Schroeder’s leg. It’s still cheating.”
“Let me put another notch in your lipstick case!”