Why-ku Wednesday (gay face)

You are on Grindr.
As a top. With this picture.
Best of luck with that.

P.S. I know it is bad gay karma to poke fun— but really?? This is the pic you’re going with on a gay networking (I.e. hookup) app?

Oh, Sister Christian! The time has come… To ditch that fauxhawk.

Stay tuned for me being extra bitchy in a post where I expose the don’ts of online pictures.

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Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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21 Responses to Why-ku Wednesday (gay face)

  1. Cubby says:

    You’re right about the hair. According to my sources, the fauxhawk fad died around 2003, yet lingers on much like the mullet.

  2. nik says:

    lol… nice one.
    Btw, how close was he to you? It might be something contagious…

  3. AjohnP says:

    Good God….that is SO wrong.
    Make fun all you want…I look forward to the follow up entry!

  4. D@vid says:

    My favorite is when they say they are a top and then put a pic of their big bum. Or the opposite.. they are a bottom and put a pic of their wiener up there…. is it me, or if you’re a bottom, isn’t your wiener inconsequential to the dynamics?

    • RG says:

      Um…no. My weiner is very consequential to the dynamics of sex, regardless of whether or not someone is wrecking my hole.

  5. Pac says:
    styles come and go
    but the faux-hawk just won't die
    bet he drives a jeep
  6. A. Lewis says:

    Perhaps, and this is simply a suggested possibility, it is the glasses that signal TOTAL POWER DRIVING TOP to me. Or the Gap vest. One or the other.

  7. Mark, née Fuzz says:

    I can’t decide if this says bitchy waiter or scoliosis poster child.

  8. Mark, née Fuzz says:

    Or maybe “I just popped an air biscuit. Suffer!”

  9. Dustin says:

    I’ve seen a resurgence of the high hair among young gays. Especially the shaved head and Chia Pet hair on top. I want to say “This works on punk girl singers, not you!”

  10. ZANE says:

    He turned you down 😦

  11. Pac says:
    just to clarify:
    "top" does not mean straddling
    and bouncing on cocks
  12. RG says:

    I’m sorry, but even his picture has too many “esses” in it.

  13. Glenn says:


  14. Jake says:

    I totally agree. I mean, it’s YOUR profile – why not pick the best possible picture of yourself?! I don’t know what some of these guys are thinking. Oh, and here’s another pet peeve of mine: When a guy posts a pic of himself taken on a vacation, like to the Grand Canyon, and it’s a wide shot, where he’s standing off in the distance, looking like a dot. It’s called CROPPING.

  15. GoosterSD says:

    I don’t know about your online picture post. When I look at your profile pictures on FB and Twitter, you never show your left ear. Is it fucked up? Cauliflower ear? SO right handed you can’t press the little button to take pictures on your phone with your left hand? LOL #JustSayin!

  16. Blobby says:

    Hey! He’s got to stop using my picture!!!!

  17. anonymous says:

    holy shit. i just did a google image search for ‘really gay face’ and came upon this on page fucking 2. i go to school with this guy and share a lot of the same friends with him. even if he isn’t the most attractive, he is one of the funniest guys i’ve ever met. and apparently he has a huge dick. i have to admit though, blog bitching seems kind of vicious after seeing this, and i’ve got a worst of dudes nudes tumblr.

    • Cb says:

      Well, if you can get past that face– and the queeniness– then have fun with that big ol’ schlong.

      P.s. I know him, too.

  18. anonymous says:

    and, you know, a lot of you guys commenting are kind of too ratty to be talking anyway… bitch in private like the refined, well-aged (but nearing spoiled) queens you are.

    also, he bikes. we’re a very green city.

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