You are on Grindr.
As a top. With this picture.
Best of luck with that.
P.S. I know it is bad gay karma to poke fun— but really?? This is the pic you’re going with on a gay networking (I.e. hookup) app?
Oh, Sister Christian! The time has come… To ditch that fauxhawk.
Stay tuned for me being extra bitchy in a post where I expose the don’ts of online pictures.