Li’l Bastard Comix (Prez Day edition)

Hola mi amigos!

The comix have once again been brunged.  And this week, I decided to give you a New Yorker cartoon to bastardize… because I simply HATE the New Yorker.  And it’s lame-ass cartoons.


(Too soon?)

And now for the bloody New Yorker.  Try to make the caption “new yorkery”… but rich in bastardy goodness. 

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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15 Responses to Li’l Bastard Comix (Prez Day edition)

  1. Paul says:

    It’s called a Bloomberg, it’s like a reach around but instead of your junk he grabs your money.

  2. Kelly says:

    Tommy… that horse has nothing compared to what I am about to show you…

  3. Sean says:

    I have a hard enough time with the Circus and now you expect me to do The NY’re?

    I’ll bet $1 that Running with a Blue Sponge nails this one.

  4. Partick says:

    …now when your doing it, make sure you don’t have any change in your pockets that will rattle around and make noise like this.

  5. Oh God, another Republican molesting the male interns.

  6. Jim says:

    Son, stop cutting holes in your pockets just so you can have something to play with.

  7. “If you want to get ahead in this company, you’ll have to go commando once in a while.”

  8. Mark, nee Fuzz says:

    Skip the enema this time, son. It’ll be like I’m fisting New Jersey.

  9. Blobby says:

    “Go west young man. San Francisco would suit you.”

  10. Ever heard of Kenneth Pinyan?

  11. Michael says:

    When you walk till you limp and give a cut to a pimp, you’re a street whore.

  12. Gavin says:

    “Day old chicken smells, even in Calvin Klein’s garbage pail.”

  13. DavDidIt says:

    you’re fired!!!!

  14. Ben says:

    “And then Thurston, after I finish explaining mergers, I’m going to take you into my study and pop your ass cherry. Just like I did your father and uncle.”

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