Konichiwa, sluts!
Here are the Comix. Probably the last until the new year, as I will be quite busy between now and January. So I hope these tide you over.
And have fun with the last one. What is li’l Jeffy singing??
Merry Krampmus!
And now it’s your turn:
Mangina Monologues 
“Hit it up, get it up
Wont let you rest
Hit it up, get it up
This is not a test
Hit it up, get it up
Gotta give me your best
So get your ass up
Show me how you burlesque”
A lot of simps won’t like this song
‘Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I’d rather stay and play
‘Cause I’m long, and I’m strong
And I’m down to get the friction on
Baby got back
crappy hollydayz, mangina! and a happy new year 2011!
“I’ve got what you want for Christmas
Packaged in dynamite
I’ll be Santa’s little helper
Deliver it by midnight.”
Merry Fucking Christmas, It’s Jesus’ Birthday!
Don’t let your son, go down on me….
Jingle bells! Batman smells!
I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
We’re gonna do it!
Give us any chance, we’ll take it.
Give us any rule, we’ll break it.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin’ it our way.
Nothin’s gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true,
Doin’ it our way.
There is nothing we won’t try,
Never heard the word impossible.
This time there’s no stopping us.
We’re gonna do it.
On your mark, get set, and go now,
Got a dream and we just know now,
We’re gonna make our dream come true.
And we’ll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true,
And do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you.
“Let’s go all the way tonight. No regrets, just love.”
“Life’s candy and the sun’s a ball o’ butter!”
Lacy things, thmy mom is missin’
Didn’t ask, her permission
I’m wearin’ her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
In the store, there’s a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
In class there’s a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He’ll say, “Are you ready?” I’ll say, “Whoa Man!”
“Let’s wait until our moms are out of town!”
Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
Lacy things- missin’
Didn’t ask- permission
Wearin’ her clothes
Silk pantyhose
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
But the fun ended when Jeffy’s fillings began to pick up talk radio.
I’ve got a joy, joy, joy, joy, down in my pants.
I feel pretty oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty & GAY!
Oh Fatherland, Fatherland
Give us a sign
Your children our waiting to see
The morning will come when the world is ours
Tomorrow belongs to me
Santa baby…
Slip a sable under the tree, for me
I’ve been an awful good girl
Santa baby
So hurry down my chimney tonight….
I see you driving ’round town
With the girl i love and i’m like,
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn’t enough i’m like,
Fuck you!
And fuck her too!
I said, if i was richer, i’d still be with ya
Ha, now ain’t that some shit?
And although there’s pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a…
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
Rudolf … you don’t have to put on that red light.
I flip my latkes in the air sometimes, singing “Aayy-OH, Spin the Dredel”
“Look at me, Damien! It’s all for you!”
“Deck the halls with cows like Dolly, Fa la la la la, la la la la!”
…ding dong the witch is dead..the mean old witch …his name is john mccain…