Li’l Bastard Comix (Merry Krampmus!)

Konichiwa, sluts!

Here are the Comix.  Probably the last until the new year, as I will be quite busy between now and January.  So I hope these tide you over.

And have fun with the last one.  What is li’l Jeffy singing??

Merry Krampmus!

And now it’s your turn:

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Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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22 Responses to Li’l Bastard Comix (Merry Krampmus!)

  1. Jim says:

    “Hit it up, get it up
    Wont let you rest
    Hit it up, get it up
    This is not a test
    Hit it up, get it up
    Gotta give me your best
    So get your ass up
    Show me how you burlesque”

  2. anne marie in philly says:

    A lot of simps won’t like this song
    ‘Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
    And I’d rather stay and play
    ‘Cause I’m long, and I’m strong
    And I’m down to get the friction on
    Baby got back

    crappy hollydayz, mangina! and a happy new year 2011!

  3. “I’ve got what you want for Christmas
    Packaged in dynamite
    I’ll be Santa’s little helper
    Deliver it by midnight.”

  4. Dustin says:

    Merry Fucking Christmas, It’s Jesus’ Birthday!

  5. Jay says:

    Don’t let your son, go down on me….

  6. CawfeeGuy says:

    Jingle bells! Batman smells!

  7. cm says:

    I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus

  8. Paul says:

    One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
    Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
    We’re gonna do it!
    Give us any chance, we’ll take it.
    Give us any rule, we’ll break it.
    We’re gonna make our dreams come true.
    Doin’ it our way.
    Nothin’s gonna turn us back now,
    Straight ahead and on the track now.
    We’re gonna make our dreams come true,
    Doin’ it our way.
    There is nothing we won’t try,
    Never heard the word impossible.
    This time there’s no stopping us.
    We’re gonna do it.
    On your mark, get set, and go now,
    Got a dream and we just know now,
    We’re gonna make our dream come true.
    And we’ll do it our way, yes our way.
    Make all our dreams come true,
    And do it our way, yes our way,
    Make all our dreams come true
    For me and you.

  9. Jake says:

    “Let’s go all the way tonight. No regrets, just love.”

  10. Walt says:

    “Life’s candy and the sun’s a ball o’ butter!”

  11. Peter says:

    Lacy things, thmy mom is missin’
    Didn’t ask, her permission
    I’m wearin’ her clothes
    Her silk pantyhose
    Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear

    In the store, there’s a teddy
    Little straps, like spaghetti
    It holds me so tight
    Like handcuffs at night
    Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear

    In class there’s a guy named Melvin,
    He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
    He’ll say, “Are you ready?” I’ll say, “Whoa Man!”
    “Let’s wait until our moms are out of town!”

    Later on, if you wanna
    We can dress, like Madonna
    Put on some eyeshade
    And join the parade
    Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear

    Lacy things- missin’
    Didn’t ask- permission
    Wearin’ her clothes
    Silk pantyhose
    Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
    Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
    Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear

  12. erik says:

    But the fun ended when Jeffy’s fillings began to pick up talk radio.

  13. Dr. Russ says:

    I’ve got a joy, joy, joy, joy, down in my pants.

  14. bearnickel says:

    I feel pretty oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty & GAY!

  15. rg says:

    Oh Fatherland, Fatherland
    Give us a sign
    Your children our waiting to see
    The morning will come when the world is ours
    Tomorrow belongs to me

  16. Jim says:

    Santa baby…
    Slip a sable under the tree, for me

    I’ve been an awful good girl
    Santa baby
    So hurry down my chimney tonight….

  17. Paul says:

    I see you driving ’round town
    With the girl i love and i’m like,
    Fuck you!
    Oo, oo, ooo
    I guess the change in my pocket
    Wasn’t enough i’m like,
    Fuck you!
    And fuck her too!
    I said, if i was richer, i’d still be with ya
    Ha, now ain’t that some shit?
    And although there’s pain in my chest
    I still wish you the best with a…
    Fuck you!
    Oo, oo, ooo

  18. Ed says:

    Rudolf … you don’t have to put on that red light.

  19. Ben says:

    I flip my latkes in the air sometimes, singing “Aayy-OH, Spin the Dredel”

  20. Cubby says:

    “Look at me, Damien! It’s all for you!”

  21. Gavin says:

    “Deck the halls with cows like Dolly, Fa la la la la, la la la la!”

  22. ZANE says:

    …ding dong the witch is dead..the mean old witch …his name is john mccain…

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