I’m In Love…

Currently I’m in Michigan for a quality conference thing (Aka brain-stabbing boredom).

This, of course necessitates staying at a hotel. A Holiday Inn Express, to be precise.

Well, not only is the hotel adjacent to an outlet mall and have free wifi, but it has these:

I am so in love!

Seriously, I’ve used it three times already; one time was just for the thrill of it- no business done!

It has “front” and “back” cleaning, water pressure control, water temp control, seat heating, etc.

When I get a condo, I am totally installing one!

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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7 Responses to I’m In Love…

  1. larry says:

    Come on Chris, wasn’t your first experience on one of those at Franks townhouse?

  2. Jake says:

    Welcome to MI!

  3. Dustin says:

    I guess I’m gunna have to be the one that goes there. Washing your ass with dirty toilet water and germs from the previous guest cause you know damn well the maids d0n’t clorox that toilet often enough or well enough.

  4. Kip says:

    At a Holiday Inn Express!?! I’m staying at a Four Star luxury hotel this week (also for work) and we don;t have anything like that… Enjoy!

  5. Benton Quest says:

    Where in Michigan? If it is the Detroit area, we could have met up for a drink!

  6. rg says:

    I’m guessing you used the “Power Wash” setting, because, you know….

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