Meh I say.
Here’s the komix. Be sure to kaption the last one. Yadda yadda yadda.
1. I’m gonna get my badge in cock sucking
2. Is there a badge for matricide?
Look mom! A man in uniform you haven’t had… yet
You know their motto is ‘three fingers and your ready’.
just imagine it, mom…acres and acres of hot sweaty men and boys at the virginia jamboree grounds…NAMBLA and TROJAN as sponsors…tents packed close together…naked swim times…communal showers…what’s NOT to love?
(full disclosure – spouse’s nephew is at the virginia scout jamboree this week)
Just because Obama chose The View instead of celebrating 100 years of ass-rape doesn’t mean I am going to start watching those cows!
Whats Uncle George doing on the tele for the boy scouts?
I’m running away to the boy scouts.
*** BTW I loved your Mean Girls refer***
I hope he remembered “A Scout is Clean” before using those three fingers…
Right now, I’m trying to figure out which one of you looks the most like my dick.
Does daddy like to “scouts honor” your ass, too?
“Looks like you left your ‘exercise’ video in the player again.”
“I said ‘shut up’ once already with my mouth.”
Mom have you ever had 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink?
Do those uniforms come with assless chaps?
Mom, explain to me again why an all-male organization that starts its members off as cubs, has a strict dress code, uses bandanas , has a pine “wood” derby, uses its own flags, and has Merit Badges in Basketry, Cooking, Leatherwork, Theatre and Water Sports isn’t just a smidge gay?
“If a Tenderfoot is 3 fingers, is an Eagle Scout elbow deep?”
I’ll go ahead and assume that you’re poking fun at the misrepresentation/misuse of the Calvin and Hobbes strip as representing Calvin as a mischievous child who urinates on things and not actually making fun of Calvin and Hobbes as a strip.
Cause if you aren’t, BITCH… I will CUT YOU!
I love the Close Encounters reference!
back off cougar, I saw him first!
Oh look, priest bait!
I’m gonna have Daddy give me “The Boy Scout” because “The Shocker” is getting a little old.
Pffft! Three? Five fingers and a wrist and then we’ll start talking! Isn’t that right Mom?
“Why go camping with the Boy Scouts when Mr. Wilson can molest me right here!”
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