Fantastic Plastic Haiku Wednesday

Lego’s new “Oz” set?

Gives “erecting” new meaning

Wish you were taller…

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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3 Responses to Fantastic Plastic Haiku Wednesday

  1. DeadRobot says:

    I’m always losing the final piece.

  2. anne marie in philly says:

    uh, ewwww! where’s the flying monkeys?

  3. Jake says:

    Is it wrong to want to fuck a 1.5″ plastic toy?

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