Conundrum Addendum

Wow.  Just… wow.

I checked the poll results from yesterday and a whopping 58% of you think I should “tap it and scrap it”.  This answer far outstripped the second most popular answer by 40%.

Again– wow.

This leads me to believe that most of you who answered my poll yesterday evidently are not regular readers and/or don’t know me very well.

Of course I realize that I did leave off some information out of my hypothetical situation which may have been useful to you.  The 21 year old is fairly GAY gay (if you know what I mean), and falls squarely into the twink category.  Including, and not limited to, a hypothetical blonded-tipped fauxhawk. 

And it’s almost a sure bet he’s a bottom.

*cue debbie downer waa-whaaaa*

Now, given this new information, coupled with the knowledge that the subject of the hypothetical situation tends to like big, beefy, brawny MEN with facial hair and tattoos who look like they could break you in half, and that the person has never found anything below the age of 30 remotely attractive (not even when he WAS below the age of 30)…

… would this change your poll response?

Hypothetically speaking?

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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15 Responses to Conundrum Addendum

  1. Peter says:

    Lets test it!

  2. me says:

    in my humble opinion you should say thanks and you’re flattered but he’s way too young and you’d rather just be friends. 21 is waaaaaaay young! and i’m w you on the older/mature guy thing. totally.

    good luck!

  3. Zane says:

    frosted tips, now that is a deal breaker.

  4. Kevin says:

    well in that case, i would respond to him with a:

    Yes, yes it is sad that you have a crush on me. Sad for YOU. Sorry, young skywalker, just not interested.

  5. Cubby says:

    I’ll take your poll if you take my pole.

  6. Patrick says:

    OK – I now change my vote as well – I am a regular – and there is no way you would tap that with that description. As a consolation prize — I volunteer to be your shoulder to cry on and get it on!! LOL

  7. YvesPaul says:

    Young’uns are a bit unstable emotionally, so it could potentially ruined the brass activity that you enjoy. Plus, you don’t like twinks and he could be a bottom, so there’s nothing much there for you.

    In the rare case that he’s a top or you’re feeling like being a big brother/role model, then use him for sex and release him back to the wild. Just remember the campground rules.

  8. Zack says:

    I share your taste in men, but since I haven’t been “tapped” in over three years, some of the better-preserved senior citizens are looking good to me.

  9. Sean says:

    Although I assumed he was too young for your usual fair, I thought you might be able to have a little fun and maybe help teach him to be a better lover with your VAST experience, but this information completley changes my answer (I was one of the 58%): Def not yo thang so leave it be.

  10. Bearpupuk says:

    OK, looks like my vote would have to change too.

    The age thing is not so much the reason as the clear indication that he’s not your ‘type’ in any way.

    I’d switch to “I’m flattered but there are too many differences between us.”

  11. anne marie in philly says:

    not changing my vote – I went with the second most popular answer yesterday (I’m flattered, but no thank you).

    how did clucky vote? and I think cubby’s post today is ROTFLMFAO!

  12. The Mutant says:

    Okay – see this new info just kills shit. When you say 21 I think football jock – and you should well go after those.

    Twink. 21. Total bottom – That’s kinda not going to do much for either you or I – but hey, experience tells me that you should never say no. You have the opportunity to shape a young fags life. You should probably do so, he may surprise you after all.

    Oh – and don’t be doing the tap-n-scrap act. That shows a complete lack of respect for both him and you, and you’re a better person than that.

  13. Doréus says:

    You know what happens in polls… People respond by what THEY would do if they were in that situation… Now, I was not with the majority, but that’s because I think I know something about you and your preferences…

  14. rg says:

    You and I have the same proclivities when it comes to men. But, every once in a while I like to get my hump on. And it’s not often that we get tight young ass offered up on a silver platter – now go fuck him.

  15. Kevin says:

    cb, i think it would behoove you to quit wondering about the queerling and help out ZACK! Three years! That’ll knock the canopy right off your faggy bed!

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