I know, I know kittens. I’m a bit late today. But it’s been quite busy around here.
But here they are– the L’il Bastard Comix for the week.
And don’t forget to bastardize the last one with something truly hateful!
I know, I know kittens. I’m a bit late today. But it’s been quite busy around here.
But here they are– the L’il Bastard Comix for the week.
And don’t forget to bastardize the last one with something truly hateful!
I am still wondering why you had to go and kill your trainer at Sea World….
But all the tight pants you want, but I still ain’t fuckin’ ya’ with my eyes open.
Even if “The Swan” could make you look like her, your ass would look fat in those pants and I still wouldn’t fuck you.
christ, loretta, even when we were first married, you were never THAT thin! now let’s go hit the chinese buffet, I’m starving!
Won’t it be hard for you to wear those Capri’s since you don’t have hips?
Stop staring at her camel toe! It’s embrassing!
What the fuck is your problem? It’s not a mirror, you cum dumpster.
Loretta, unlike you, she is SUPPOSED to look like a drag queen.
Sure get all O-face right here on the sidewalk, but the second I say threeway, I’m a pig!
Havent you heard? No matter how much you dream or shake it, Ricky Martin doesn’t want your Bon Bon.
Buy you some tight capri pants? Heck, I’d pay money to send you to Capri and you can get your own damn pants!
Yeah, right. Like you’re going to fit 20lbs of flour in a 5lb sack.
You really think you would fair better as a lesbian?
The circus tent store is down the block.
“Did you learn nothing from being on ‘Hoarders’…?!?”
“Getting those old lesbian feelings again, Loretta?”
here is the deal. You can have the pants and I take the model.
When did Connie Chung have long hair?
Yeah, I’d bang her too!
“Finger off the Button, Loretta. Tens don’t pity fuck twos.”