Comix Friday

I know, I know kittens. I’m a bit late today. But it’s been quite busy around here.

But here they are– the L’il Bastard Comix for the week.

And don’t forget to bastardize the last one with something truly hateful!

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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20 Responses to Comix Friday

  1. Jim says:

    I am still wondering why you had to go and kill your trainer at Sea World….

  2. Jimmy says:

    But all the tight pants you want, but I still ain’t fuckin’ ya’ with my eyes open.

  3. Jeremy says:

    Even if “The Swan” could make you look like her, your ass would look fat in those pants and I still wouldn’t fuck you.

  4. anne marie in philly says:

    christ, loretta, even when we were first married, you were never THAT thin! now let’s go hit the chinese buffet, I’m starving!

  5. truthspew says:

    Won’t it be hard for you to wear those Capri’s since you don’t have hips?

  6. Ultra Dave says:

    Stop staring at her camel toe! It’s embrassing!

  7. Kevin says:

    What the fuck is your problem? It’s not a mirror, you cum dumpster.

  8. Benton Quest says:

    Loretta, unlike you, she is SUPPOSED to look like a drag queen.

  9. Paul says:

    Sure get all O-face right here on the sidewalk, but the second I say threeway, I’m a pig!

  10. Dustin says:

    Havent you heard? No matter how much you dream or shake it, Ricky Martin doesn’t want your Bon Bon.

  11. JC says:

    Buy you some tight capri pants? Heck, I’d pay money to send you to Capri and you can get your own damn pants!

  12. rg says:

    Yeah, right. Like you’re going to fit 20lbs of flour in a 5lb sack.

  13. Bilbo says:

    You really think you would fair better as a lesbian?

  14. Michael says:

    The circus tent store is down the block.

  15. “Did you learn nothing from being on ‘Hoarders’…?!?”

  16. Cubby says:

    “Getting those old lesbian feelings again, Loretta?”

  17. sentar says:

    here is the deal. You can have the pants and I take the model.

  18. Alex says:

    When did Connie Chung have long hair?

  19. MJC says:

    Yeah, I’d bang her too!

  20. Tater says:

    “Finger off the Button, Loretta. Tens don’t pity fuck twos.”

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