Li’l Bastard Comix (olympic edition)

Here y’all go. Enjoy and have fun with the last one. It’s a new crappy strip, so “initiate” it well!

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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17 Responses to Li’l Bastard Comix (olympic edition)

  1. Joe says:

    If you experienced a vibrating pussy for more than 4 hours wouldn’t you take it a doctor?

  2. add-mmm says:

    So what seems to be the problem?

  3. Jim says:

    Poor thing has been like this ever since you told her Tiger Woods was coming through town…

  4. “Today’s the day my pussy comes of age!”

  5. tqe | Adam says:

    The motor in my vibrating pocket pussy is stuck on.

  6. joe_bearnickel says:

    Why yes, I’ve had a vibrating pussy for years!
    I got it on the recommendation of Mrs. Slocombe.
    She says she can’t live without hers!

  7. sean says:

    I told my husband I wanted him to make my pussy quiver so the bastard put E in the Fancy Feast.

  8. heat says:

    You look like you would know a thing or two about neurotic pussy….

  9. jimmy says:

    He accidently got into my stash of blow.

  10. Gavin says:

    “I don’t think my Venus Butterfly is properly grounded.”

  11. I named him “Michael J. Fox”.

  12. the replicant says:

    “You’re wasting your time. My pussy just doesn’t like you.”

  13. Michael says:

    I may only have a little pussy, but with the right preparation, the Monsterdong vibrator fit easily!

  14. Larry Ohio says:

    “I just followed the instructions: ‘Insert vibrator deep into pussy'”.

  15. Dustin says:

    Please clarify what you mean when you say you want to eat my pussy.

  16. MJC says:

    Yeah, well, has anyone told you your tie looks like a used tampon? I just thought you should know.

  17. Gooster says:

    They should have been more explicit in the instructions when they say “Insert vibrator into pussy”.

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