Hello peeps and peepettes! Welcome to another edition of the Xomix (I like the double x thing).
Have fun captioning the final one– and I want EVERYONE to participate this week- ya hear?
Hello peeps and peepettes! Welcome to another edition of the Xomix (I like the double x thing).
Have fun captioning the final one– and I want EVERYONE to participate this week- ya hear?
If you stopped making my mouth dirty all the time you wouldn’t always need to check and see if I brushed my teeth……
Don’t touch the others… I promise I’ll do what you want tonight.
A little to the left and I’ll Lithuanian Steamer those fucks.
“Yup, a little olive oil oughta do it.”
“Daddy, I don’t want to reenact the Elephant Love Medley from Moulin Rouge!”
“But I WANT to play Pajama Party Gang Bang!”
“But Long Dong Silver’s only here for one night!”
“Get the camera, Daddy! We’re havin’ a fourgy!”
Blame that hag of a wife for giving me broccoli for dinner.
Haaaaaa, can you smell the gin?
“I feel like the slowest gnu crossing Brokeback River.”
Why does the last one there always have to eat the cookie
Dad, Help! I just shit in my one-zy, and it’s starting to pool down around my toes!
feed me like a bird does it daddy
I thought it was just a fart . . . .
I wish I knew how to quit you…
Gee Daddy, all the coke has sure done a number on the inside of your nose.
“It’s been weeks…My pajamas aren’t the only thing I’m wearing thats blue”
No Tongues!
They said you were goana tell me something about two girls and a cup….
Now spit it in my mouth.
“Smell my breath, Daddy. Recognize it? It’s Dolly snatch!”
Who do I need to speak to about getting out of this chickenshit outfit?
please daddy, no more drum corp stories!