Li’l Bastard Comix (January Jonesing edition)

Hello peeps and peepettes! Welcome to another edition of the Xomix (I like the double x thing).

Have fun captioning the final one– and I want EVERYONE to participate this week- ya hear?

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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22 Responses to Li’l Bastard Comix (January Jonesing edition)

  1. heat says:

    If you stopped making my mouth dirty all the time you wouldn’t always need to check and see if I brushed my teeth……

  2. yvespaul says:

    Don’t touch the others… I promise I’ll do what you want tonight.

  3. deadrobot says:

    A little to the left and I’ll Lithuanian Steamer those fucks.

  4. Kevin says:

    “Yup, a little olive oil oughta do it.”

    “Daddy, I don’t want to reenact the Elephant Love Medley from Moulin Rouge!”

    “But I WANT to play Pajama Party Gang Bang!”

  5. tqe | Adam says:

    “But Long Dong Silver’s only here for one night!”

  6. Brian D says:

    “Get the camera, Daddy! We’re havin’ a fourgy!”

  7. deadrobot says:

    Blame that hag of a wife for giving me broccoli for dinner.

  8. Virginia says:

    Haaaaaa, can you smell the gin?

  9. Gavin says:

    “I feel like the slowest gnu crossing Brokeback River.”

  10. Kevin says:

    Why does the last one there always have to eat the cookie

  11. MJC says:

    Dad, Help! I just shit in my one-zy, and it’s starting to pool down around my toes!

  12. Sean says:

    feed me like a bird does it daddy

  13. Dustin says:

    I thought it was just a fart . . . .

  14. Michael says:

    I wish I knew how to quit you…

  15. jimmy says:

    Gee Daddy, all the coke has sure done a number on the inside of your nose.

  16. tater says:

    “It’s been weeks…My pajamas aren’t the only thing I’m wearing thats blue”

  17. DCJoe says:

    No Tongues!

  18. Jim says:

    They said you were goana tell me something about two girls and a cup….

  19. Gooster says:

    Now spit it in my mouth.

  20. Larry Ohio says:

    “Smell my breath, Daddy. Recognize it? It’s Dolly snatch!”

  21. KiKi says:

    Who do I need to speak to about getting out of this chickenshit outfit?

  22. SID says:

    please daddy, no more drum corp stories!

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