Merry XXXmas, Eve

I’m lounging at Dad’s place, where he has the latest Playboy magazine out on the coffee table.

Naturally I “snatched” it up immediately.

Dad’s been a devout Playboy subscriber since before I was born.

And I must admit… I, too, love it’s glossy goodness.

Ah– the memories…

I remember finding my Dad’s stash of Playboys in our basement when I was a wee lad. There were stacks and stacks of them from the 60’s and 70’s.

My friends liked coming over so we could sneak peeks at the naked ladies with their pointy boobies and furry crotches.

Truthfully though, I always liked the “sex in cinema” pictorials, because sometimes they had men in them.

Unfortunately, one basement cleaning frenzy from mother saw the sad demise of the Playboy collection.

After that, it was down to just the occasional Playboy left out in the back of magazine basket.

Then it was down to the hidden Playboys in my Dad’s underwear drawer for my viewing pleasure.

And then it was all about the hidden Playgirls in my Mom’s closet (but that’s a story for another post)!

Anyway, to this day I have a certain fondness for Playboy. I actually DO like the articles and interviews. And the jokes. AND the Forum section.

And I also look at the pictorials– mainly to see how good the boob jobs are. Oh, and to see what interesting hair patterns the girls are leaving on their twats these days.

(Note to Tara Reid– please stop showing off your goodies. Nobody’s interested anymore.)

P.S. If you ever come to my house, I have the 50th anniversary Playboy in my underwear drawer. In case you are looking.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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11 Responses to Merry XXXmas, Eve

  1. Howard says:

    I love the articles.

  2. sean says:

    If and when I come to your house and look in your underwear draw, it’s not the Playboy I’ll be interested in!

  3. LOL. I love it. Several years ago (about 11) I got on some Playboy list and I get it each month. I’ve moved 4 times and it follows me wherever I go. I do look thru it each month.

    Just like I looked thru my Dad’s stash all the time. LOL. Some things never change!

  4. Heat says:

    Glad you made it there in one peice! Stay warm and try not to let the fam drive you bonkers.

  5. yvespaul says:

    My classmates in my all boy high school passed around a Penthouse once and I went straight to the music review section.

  6. anne marie in philly says:

    spouse gets playboy; I am not into girls, but I read the articles and the forums.

    the girls are all plastic mannequins and they all want to be serious dramatic actresses or models. yeah, good luck with THAT!

    also, hef needs to start acting his age!

  7. javabear says:

    Glad you made it over the river and through the snow to your Dad’s place.

    I don’t read it now, but I was fascinated with Playboy when I was a kid. My best friend’s father had a stash, and of course the kids all knew where it was.

  8. I always preferred my dad’s Hustler magazines, because they most ALWAYS had cock shots in them.

  9. Jake says:

    I second that, Erik. I also remember that once I found my dad’s porno videos, still images never were enough for me anymore.

    In the spirit of the season, I just wanted to say thanks for the blog, cb! I enjoy every post.

  10. Sergey says:

    Thank you, very interesting direction. Sure you check to see you again.

  11. Mark in DE says:

    Glad you made it to your dad’s safely. And how nice that you and Pops can create some new Christmas memories by looking at Payboy together!!

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