Mother Nature Wears a Strap-On

And it’s hard and sandpapery.

I’m heading to the smack-dab middle of Iowa.  (Iowa is the one with the breast on the right side– also the one with the big swath of pink running through it).

Where I’m heading is under a freezing rain/ice warning as well as a winter storm warning.  For the next couple days.  Yay.

Originally I was planning on driving to Iowa on Thursday morning.  Unfortunately that’s right during the worst of the winter storm.

Fortunately, I’m on vacation so I can leave early– like today.  In a couple hours.

Unfortunately, that means more time at home with family.

I just hope the roads stay clear.  Not only for me, but for the thousands of other travelers trying to get home this holiday.

I’ll keep you posted.

Oh, and Merry Xmas to everyone! I hope everyone has a great holiday and gets everything they want- whether it’s some electronic gadget or just a good time with family.  I’ll try to post something tomorrow from my phone.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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7 Responses to Mother Nature Wears a Strap-On

  1. madhouse6 says:

    that last paragraph – well, umm… color me surprised. heartfelt, non-snarky wishes from cb. yes virginia, he does exist!

    call me when you get to iowa so i know you made it safe.

  2. Safe travels to you! If it’s too bad, head back to MN.

    My flight back to South Dakota is tomorrow at 10am. Who knows if I will get out. If not, it’s Christmas in Minneapolis.

  3. anne marie in philly says:

    merry xmoose, mangina! be safe and warm!

  4. Kevin says:

    cb, YOU’RE the big pink swath running through Iowa, aren’t you?

    Merry Christmas!

  5. kiki says:

    Thankful I was raised in sunny Florida…no ice/snow just unseasonably tanned and leathery parents.. bottoms up!

  6. Mark in DE says:

    Safe travels, cb. Fortunately you’ve got your Suburu Lesmobile to keep you going! Wishing you a nice time with your family.

  7. Heat says:

    It’s already getting icy here, hopefully you don’t run into anything unexpectantly. Have a good Christmas, hope you get just the right package.

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