I saw a commercial for this the other day:
It’s being released (straight to video of course) just in time for the holidays.
Or should I say “paw-lidays”?
Yeah, gotta love the puns. Like how this film is subtitled “The Legend of Santa Paws”.
From the commercial, I gather it’s a “reimagining” of the story of Rudolph. What tipped me off is that one of the puppies has a glowing, bad CGI, red nose. I’m being serious.
C’mon Disney! You ain’t hurtin’ for money!! Must you subject us to smarmy puppies pretending to be reindeer? Just because you have the name doesn’t mean you can just take a piece of film, wipe some of frozen Walt’s smegma on it and expect us to squeee and coo in delight.
This thing looks like a big, loosely coiled, steamin’ pile of dogshit.
So, um… Disney? Thanks, but no thanks. I think I’ll stick to the Grinch and Ralphie for my holiday cheer.
And maybe “Christmas Vacation” if I get drunk enough. The cat getting electocuted makes me laugh every time.