More Things I Do NOT Want…

I saw a commercial for this the other day:

It’s being released (straight to video of course) just in time for the holidays.

Or should I say “paw-lidays”?

Yeah, gotta love the puns.  Like how this film is subtitled “The Legend of Santa Paws”. 


From the commercial, I gather it’s a “reimagining” of the story of Rudolph.  What tipped me off is that one of the puppies has a glowing, bad CGI, red nose.  I’m being serious.

C’mon Disney!  You ain’t hurtin’ for money!!  Must you subject us to smarmy puppies pretending to be reindeer?  Just because you have the name doesn’t mean you can just take a piece of film, wipe some of frozen Walt’s smegma on it and expect us to squeee and coo in delight.

This thing looks like a big, loosely coiled, steamin’ pile of dogshit.

So, um… Disney?  Thanks, but no thanks.  I think I’ll stick to the Grinch and Ralphie for my holiday cheer.

And maybe “Christmas Vacation” if I get drunk enough.  The cat getting electocuted makes me laugh every time.

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Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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7 Responses to More Things I Do NOT Want…

  1. Damn. I guess I need to take this back now! LOL.

    My favorite holiday shows are: Rudolph, A Christmas Story, Christmas Vacation and a few others. I’ll have to gather all my DVDs soon so I can make sure to watch everyone that I have.

  2. Heat says:

    These “buddies” movies are wretched. My step-kids had a bunch of them and they were pretty umbearable to me. Oh well, gave me an excuse to go out to the garage and smoke a bowl. Only then are talking dogs funny.

  3. me says:

    oh god that cat-dies-in-xmas-tree-disaster was awesome!

  4. RG says:

    You understand of course, this is exactly what I’m getting you for Xmas don’t you? LOL

  5. BentonQuest says:

    They also speak of it as a “New Christmas Classic.” Isn’t that an oxymoron? “Classic” means that is has withstood the test of time. How can something new be classic?

  6. It’s not one of those movies where they digitally animate the animals’ mouths to make them look like they’re talking, is it? Those are charming– no, wait, that other thing– torture.

  7. AjohnP says:

    I despise anything that features animals with digitally animated, moving mouths. It’s NOT cute and it annoys me to no end.
    Disney can shove this one where the mouse don’t shine.

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