“My Fave Five” Meme

Ok hotshots, here’s a meme for y’all.

Name your favorite five celebrities that you totally want to ‘do it’ with, and also describe how you want to do them.  Or have it done to you, as the case may be.

I’ll start.

varitek butt

#1– Jason Varitek (Catcher, Boston Red Sox)

Position:  “Hoppity Ball”

I know this may come as a complete shock to some, but I want to see Mr. Varitek naked- save for his catcher’s mask- squatting over me like I’m home plate and riding me like a child’s hoppity ball.  I think I would last all of 30 seconds… if I was lucky.


#2– Bradley Cooper

Position:  “Traditional Gay Missionary”

I’ve had a crush on Mr. Cooper ever since Alias.  And he is so fine, that I’d want him to be on top and I’d want to be able to stare into those insanely blue eyes of his and think “oh, please don’t let me wake up til we finish!”


#3– Ryan Reynolds

Position:  “Doggy” into “Face Down”

As pretty as Mr. Reynolds is, I’m also thinking he knows what he’s doing when it comes to the lovin’.  And I’m thinking having him behind in a “take charge” sort of position with his massive chest pressed firmly into one’s back could be a good thing. 

david sutcliffe 2

#4– David Sutcliffe

Position:  “T Position” to “Reverse Doggy”

Mr. Sutcliffe has been on my short list ever since Gilmore Girls, and that bad, gay movie he did awhile ago.  I find him ever-so-dreamy… and furry!  I think him on top with his furry legs up by one’s head…. mmmmm.

jonah falcon

#5– Jonah Falcon

Position:  “Cowboy” and/or “Reverse Cowboy”

I hear you all asking, “Jonah Falcon?  Who the fuck is Jonah Falcon??”  Mr. Falcon is purportedly the man with the largest penis in the world.  13.5 inches when fully erect (officially measured and recorded).  And we’re not talking manhunt inches or fake pornstar inches.  These are real inches.  He’s on the list just because he even exceeds the “Pro Series” category and that makes me very curious.

(If you want to see the member… just turn off the safe search feature and google “Jonah Falcon”.)

So– I tag everyone who reads this blog with this meme.  Either that or you can just throw me a comment bone or two.  Laters!

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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11 Responses to “My Fave Five” Meme

  1. Blobby says:

    I probably won’t post what I’d do with them (or them w/me, as the case may be), but he is referenced in the last line of my blog entry today – which I kind of stole from you in the first place.

  2. A Lewis says:

    I’ll throw you a bone. And it doesn’t really matter who I’d pick….because I’m going to actually be with you when you bone these hot guys. I’d pick the sports dude.

  3. Blobby says:

    “the sports dude”. LOL. He HAS a name!
    …and Varitek is still no Nomar or Thome.

  4. I don’t have a list. Damn. Now I’ll have to ponder on this…

  5. Mark in DE says:

    Thanks to you, I featured “the sports dude” Jason Varitek as a Crush du Jour on my blog months ago. I’d never heard of him until you, and I think you were right to put him at the ‘top’ of your list.

  6. Jim says:

    I’d do Varitek! OMG!

  7. I’m gonna start with Mark Ruffalo. And then maybe Bo Dixon (sweet baby cheeses). And how about a little Russel Crowe, just to be mean to him and teach him a lesson.

    Beyond that, there’s going to have to be Christophe Dominici the french rugby player. And, of course, a little bit of 1980’s André Agassi with the hairy belly flashing itself above the white shorts….

    Sick, I know.

  8. RG says:

    The only two that twist my clock springs are Mr. Varitek and Mr. Reynolds.

    Jason’s ass and legs have the promise of power. My position: Bent over in front of a mirror watching him split me in half.

    I have to agree with your assessment of Ryan. He’s very pretty and appears nice in public, but you just know he’s a nasty, kinky, verbal fuck in private. My position: In a sling, with him holding the camcorder. LOL

  9. dirkmancuso says:

    Reynolds and Sutcliffe get two thumbs up, but Cooper and that last one…not so much.

  10. Jerry says:

    Brad Cooper looks like an emu. I’m totally down with Varitek, though.

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