With all the hoopla surrounding marriage these days (and because I needed a wee break from the Comix), I am doing a post celebrating weddings!
Come celebrate the joyousness with me, won’t you?
Oh, and feel free to submit a caption for the last one- as usual!
My guess is she paid for her wedding dress entirely with one dollar bills.
Can’t… move! Flowers… pinning… down… dress! Must… reach… altar!
Which clan are you from– McTragic?
I think we have our scrapbook cover shot!
Without any ‘blaze orange’, Stacy never stood a chance at her shotgun wedding.
Yes Dad, I’m sure you’ll get an opportunity to “hook up” at my wedding.
“Funny Girl”– starring Tina Turner as Fanny Brice.
Bob planned to get his money’s worth at their All-You-Can-Eat wedding reception.
Three seconds later, the startled couple realized it was a mistake to order the plastic folding chairs.
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Too bad Charlie won’t receive a medal of honor for falling on THIS grenade.
That money necklace won’t buy you happiness, but it will buy enough Sterno to drink yourself blind.
Red, White, and Bride!
Sunset? Check. Tropical beach? Check. “Topless Tess” waddling through our wedding photo? Check… and check.
Awwww, first time in “people clothes”?
And here’s a lovely photo of the bride, groom, bride’s brother, and bride’s cousin…
Normally I would say “Kapla!”, but white is such a Klingon wedding no-no!
Mangina Monologues 
OMFG….i think i almost pissed myself.
Excellent work!
I don’t get invited to weddings anymore since I blew the groom at the last one I went to…….totally true story, and my only claim to fame.
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!
so.many.favourites.!!!!
Beer Bong might be my fave, mostly for her eye makeup.
Caption for “dad” making out might have been funnier if were the groom instead. I’m just sayin’.
Sanctimonious, to say the least. Wal Mart shoppers, perhaps?
Where do you even start with these?!?! They each deserve their own blog post. I will say–the guy in the first photo–I’d marry him. 🙂
Gray dog says, “After I nail this bitch, I’m going for the one in the dress.”
“The intoxicating smells of chiffon and fish were so overpowering, Rascal said I do to Sparky’s sweet, sweet, can.”
If BillyBob had been paying more attention to Rover and his date he would have known how to handle MaryBeth once they got to the hotel.
Proof that there is someone for everyone in this life.
That last one “At least someone is getting some tonight!”
And the one with Charlie, holy shit, I count at least as many chins as there are in the Chinese telephone book.
And you know the old joke. Why is a fat girl like a moped? Because they’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
“Tap that ass” had different meanings to these couples.
“Cool it! If they know we do this they are going to want to marry us next!”
“And now you see what your husband to be will expect of you tonight… Hey, where are you going?”
Man, the gene pool sure is shallow. Really shallow.
“But that IS the best way to treat your bitch!”
OMG is that dog gonna barf?
“Without any ‘blaze orange’, Stacy never stood a chance at her shotgun wedding.”
I laughed my ass off at this.
You need to make this a regular feature like the Glamour Shots thing.
This is a nice break from the comics! I LOL at several photos and most of your captions.
“Wait up, bitch, you’re next!”