L.B.C. (back on track after a shitty week edition)

I hope you enjoy these today. It was har to wedge them in with work majorly sucking

Please remember to be bastards and caption le last one!

dennis 9-25

 

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Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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26 Responses to L.B.C. (back on track after a shitty week edition)

  1. The policeman and the period calendar are hilarious!! Great captions!

  2. DrRuss says:

    I already told you–only beat up the queers when you outnumber them 6 to 1.

  3. CawfeeGuy says:

    “that’s the last time i go with dad to the NAMBLA Pride parade”

  4. anne marie in philly says:

    was it love, or just rough sex with michael douglas?

  5. jimmy says:

    It’s OK mom, I know you didn’t mean it. I’ll just tell everybody I fell down again.

  6. Howard says:

    “…then I told Maggie she was Mackenzie Phillips’ granddaughter.”

  7. deadrobot says:

    “Is this the same concealer you use after Daddy works you over?”

  8. “Perez Hilton apparently has issue with being called ‘fat’.”

  9. Gooster says:

    I always thought “doin the dirty” wasn’t so literal.

  10. Tater says:

    “This is the last time I’m advertising on Craigslist!”

  11. Tater says:

    “Apparently Mr. Wilson meant ‘rough sex’, when I thought he said ‘Ruff sex’.

  12. Tater says:

    Nice job on the barf wall…

  13. Sean says:

    “I still say there’s no such thing as too much eye shadow”

  14. heat says:

    That’s what you get for being the pass around party bottom Dennis!

  15. Howard says:

    Should read:

    “…then I told Maggie she was Mackenzie Phillips’ daughter.”

    That’s make more sense to the joke.

  16. Howard says:

    “The first rule of Fight Club, Mom.”

  17. Howard says:

    “Who knew setting up a new sling was so hard?”

  18. Dustin says:

    It happened at the planning of the Patrick Swayze Tribute, we all wanted to be Vita Boheme.

  19. “Yes, we DO take Halloween seriously!”

  20. RG says:

    I forgot my safe word.

  21. Danger Ahead says:

    Next time you try to “crush the infidels”, please learn how to fight first.

  22. Jim says:

    Are you sure this is will make me look more rough trade mom?

  23. Jim says:

    Mom, I’m tired of the twink look, I want to look rough trade now!

  24. Mark says:

    Bondage, Mom. Not bandage! Geez!

  25. Gavin says:

    “My drag name is gonna be ‘Lil BoiBlew'”

  26. fendor says:

    I guess this will teach me not to be a cock tease to Father Murphy

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