Nickname: Munt
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
I am just letting all you bitches know right now. If you don’t throw me one hell of a 40th birthday party, I am going to shove these $2 flip flops right up your asses!
“Fuck! Cankles again! Mom!”
or
“These flip-flops don’t go with my cankles!”
I am just letting all you bitches know right now. If you don’t throw me one hell of a 40th birthday party, I am going to shove these $2 flip flops right up your asses!
LOL! Jim, while being a mean bitch, is FUNNY!
My entry:
I wear them after my bath so my feet stay clean to foot fuck Billy
Obama will think twice about flip-flopping on DOMA when I foot fuck him with these babies on!
“Now that you’ve used it to fuck your ass, can you give me back my left arm please?!?”
“$5 more make foot look good” my ass!
“I think that DP session sprained both ‘ma holes!”
“Want to see me put both cankles behind my ears?”
“Stop buying mt clothes at the fucking lesbian thrift stores!”
“… and when I woke up, my head was grafted onto my grandmother’s body.”
Well, I guess I’ll just go punch Dolly in the cunt.
“It’s time to make PJ another peanut butter and toe jam sandwich.”
What the fuck are these! I wanted cha-cha heels!
I don’t care if the ‘roids make my dick shrivel. I like how I look!
“I swear to God, if one more person mentions my fucking cankles, I’m going to take a shit right in their mouth!”
Now put your hands up
Up in the club
Just broke up
doing my own little thing…
Could someone help me fix my camel-toe
I still have old man splooge on my flip flops from our last visit to the YMCA.