L.B.C. (40 year old bastard edition)

It’s time for the comix!! And I have a lovely Family Jerkus for you to bastardize!

Do your worst!

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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18 Responses to L.B.C. (40 year old bastard edition)

  1. Mark says:

    “Fuck! Cankles again! Mom!”

    or

    “These flip-flops don’t go with my cankles!”

  2. Jim says:

    I am just letting all you bitches know right now. If you don’t throw me one hell of a 40th birthday party, I am going to shove these $2 flip flops right up your asses!

  3. Chris says:

    LOL! Jim, while being a mean bitch, is FUNNY!

    My entry:
    I wear them after my bath so my feet stay clean to foot fuck Billy

  4. Chris says:

    Obama will think twice about flip-flopping on DOMA when I foot fuck him with these babies on!

  5. Stephen says:

    “Now that you’ve used it to fuck your ass, can you give me back my left arm please?!?”

  6. Gooster says:

    “$5 more make foot look good” my ass!

  7. Tater says:

    “I think that DP session sprained both ‘ma holes!”

  8. Tater says:

    “Want to see me put both cankles behind my ears?”

  9. kiki says:

    “Stop buying mt clothes at the fucking lesbian thrift stores!”

  10. “… and when I woke up, my head was grafted onto my grandmother’s body.”

  11. jimmy says:

    Well, I guess I’ll just go punch Dolly in the cunt.

  12. Gavin says:

    “It’s time to make PJ another peanut butter and toe jam sandwich.”

  13. Tony says:

    What the fuck are these! I wanted cha-cha heels!

  14. Blobby says:

    I don’t care if the ‘roids make my dick shrivel. I like how I look!

  15. kevin says:

    “I swear to God, if one more person mentions my fucking cankles, I’m going to take a shit right in their mouth!”

  16. Jim says:

    Now put your hands up
    Up in the club
    Just broke up
    doing my own little thing…

  17. fendor says:

    Could someone help me fix my camel-toe

  18. Dustin says:

    I still have old man splooge on my flip flops from our last visit to the YMCA.

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