Li’l Bastard Comix (Shitty Titty Gang Bang edition)

Well, it’s that time folks! Have a great weekend and don’t forget to caption the last one!

I’ve given you a delicious New Yorker cartoon this week. Enjoy!!

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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25 Responses to Li’l Bastard Comix (Shitty Titty Gang Bang edition)

  1. Gooster says:

    Come here and put the lipstick on!

  2. Howard says:

    Do it! Don’t make me get the peanut butter.

  3. Howard says:

    Actually, just “Don’t make me get the peanut butter” works much better.

  4. Tony says:

    Whaddya mean, “I only like pussy”?

  5. Dead Robot says:

    “You really make a shitty martini, you know that?”

  6. Alex says:

    Because you can!

  7. Jim says:

    I’m telling you… just put your nose up there for long enough and she leave you alone with the martini!

  8. Hayward says:

    I’m sorry. The flea collar just makes the whole thing less pleasurable.

  9. “I get under the table, then you get on top and squat, then you….”

  10. DamienNZ says:

    “Oh – so you’ll do your own but not mine? …. bitch.”

  11. jimmy says:

    “Then I told him to fetch his own slippers and lick his own balls!”

  12. Wrecks says:

    This is not what I had in mind when I said that I wanted some pussy tonight.

  13. The Mutant says:

    I said gin, not vodka… So help me, you can be neutered more than once!

  14. Jim says:

    If I hear that stupid joke about why a dog licks his balls one more time, I’ll bite his balls!

  15. Dustin says:

    I’ve seen the hairballs you yack up, don’t tell me you have no gag reflex!

  16. Sean says:

    It ain’t gonna lick itself

  17. Jim says:

    Look, I may be a bitch, but you are a pussy.

  18. Danger Ahead says:

    “Sniffing butts may look easy, but inside me is a pain so deep I can never share.”

  19. fendor says:

    Fuck!! I Said NO TEETH!!

  20. “I’m gonna need like five of these to swing THAT way!”

  21. DrRuss says:

    I said fetch not felch.

  22. add-mmm says:

    Why?!! Because it’s an expensive couch!

  23. Rich says:

    I wish I could come when he calls me.

  24. Jim says:

    Tonight, I’ll be Bond! James Bond and you are Pussy Galore!

  25. Tater says:

    “Christ! I said ‘NO RIM JOBS’! Your tongue is like 60 grit sandpaper!”

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