Well, it’s that time folks! Have a great weekend and don’t forget to caption the last one!
I’ve given you a delicious New Yorker cartoon this week. Enjoy!!
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Mangina Monologues 
Come here and put the lipstick on!
Do it! Don’t make me get the peanut butter.
Actually, just “Don’t make me get the peanut butter” works much better.
Whaddya mean, “I only like pussy”?
“You really make a shitty martini, you know that?”
Because you can!
I’m telling you… just put your nose up there for long enough and she leave you alone with the martini!
I’m sorry. The flea collar just makes the whole thing less pleasurable.
“I get under the table, then you get on top and squat, then you….”
“Oh – so you’ll do your own but not mine? …. bitch.”
“Then I told him to fetch his own slippers and lick his own balls!”
This is not what I had in mind when I said that I wanted some pussy tonight.
I said gin, not vodka… So help me, you can be neutered more than once!
If I hear that stupid joke about why a dog licks his balls one more time, I’ll bite his balls!
I’ve seen the hairballs you yack up, don’t tell me you have no gag reflex!
It ain’t gonna lick itself
Look, I may be a bitch, but you are a pussy.
“Sniffing butts may look easy, but inside me is a pain so deep I can never share.”
Fuck!! I Said NO TEETH!!
“I’m gonna need like five of these to swing THAT way!”
I said fetch not felch.
Why?!! Because it’s an expensive couch!
I wish I could come when he calls me.
Tonight, I’ll be Bond! James Bond and you are Pussy Galore!
“Christ! I said ‘NO RIM JOBS’! Your tongue is like 60 grit sandpaper!”