Li’l Bastard Comix (celebrity death edition)

Here are the comix this week. Hope I get a few “too soons” from ya!

And remember to bastardize that last one– what’s little Billy asking his mum?


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Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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24 Responses to Li’l Bastard Comix (celebrity death edition)

  1. Dustin says:

    Clearly Latoya’s plan to secretly kill her brother and take his place unbeknownst to the rest of the world failed.

    Too soon?

  2. DrRuss says:

    He told me “Wrap your hand around Mr. Winkie and Push and Pull.”

  3. Howard says:

    “From what I hear you can play pocket pool, too.”

  4. Dustin says:

    I give it 6 months before reports come in that people have spotted him alive at various Chuckie Cheeses.

    Yeah I really am going to hell

  5. bearpupuk says:

    “Give Michaels Nose Back Betch!”

  6. Ron says:

    The “rape allegations” one is priceless!

  7. Jim says:

    I cut holes in my pockets so I could have something to play with.

  8. Jim says:

    With Michael gone now all us kids are breathing a sigh of relief.

  9. Gooster says:

    “Mom, just have to say, you clash.”

  10. Tater says:

    “Actually, I have pretty good self esteem for a chubby bottom.”

  11. Heat says:

    Now who’s gonna blow Bubbles?

  12. Heat says:

    So Ma….word on the street is, you eat more ass than anal cancer.

    (way too soon, even for me, can’t help myself)

  13. KevBear says:

    But I didn’t ask you about the birds and the bees I asked what Daddy was doing to Dolly.

  14. Cyndi says:

    I guess I won’t be going back to Neverland Ranch.

  15. sortedlives says:

    But Mommy, Michael wasn’t green. He was remade with plastic so that means he will live in the ground forever. Don’t you watch those, “Now you know?” you stupid cunt.

  16. RG says:

    They said Michael Jackson died from food poisoning from eating a 9 year old wiener.

  17. anne marie in philly says:

    “mommy, michael wants me and the other boys to form a daisy chain. what’s that?”

  18. jimmy says:

    I guess Michael had to beat it.

  19. “Mom. I have a sore throat. Does this look like vitiligo to you?”

  20. Tony says:

    Okay, guess which hand….

  21. Gavin says:

    “Botox much?”

  22. Dustin says:

    If you want to adopt one of his kids you better hurry before Madona and Angela snatch them all up.

  23. Dustin says:

    Madonna and Angelina. Damn iPhone 🙂

  24. Gavin says:

    “Putting your balls in the hole doesn’t have anything to do with golf.”

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