Glamour Shots III (in 3-D)

I know we all have grown to love the Li’l Bastard Comix on Fridays.  But sometimes I need a break.  And so I give you more Glamour Shots!

Like fools, people just keep posting new pictures online, so who am I to refuse the fun when it’s so obviously presented on a silver platter.  A glorious, bedazzled, feather-boa’d, hazy-filtered platter!

And yes, much like L.B.C., I’m leaving the last one for you to caption.  Do your worst… please!

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Coco Chanel once said, “When accessorizing, take off the last thing that you put on.”  In this case she meant the camera lens.

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Pam shows everyone that she’s worth her weight in gold.

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“Heeeeeeey Blair!”

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A little stronger backlighting may have been in order here.  Think “witness protection”.

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JonBenet Ramsey before… and after taxidermy.

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Rumor has it that this was Julie Taymor’s inspiration for the Simba costume.

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This would be funny–  if the dude weren’t so fucking ugly.

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It’s always a coup when a photographer can capture exactly how dead someone is on the inside.

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I want to know who the fuck liked it enough to put a ring on it?

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The first and only pearl necklace Nancy ever received was from the accessory closet.

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After her semi-nude photoshoot, the photographer and the leather coat both had to be destroyed.

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What’s my secret?  You’ll smell it in 3… 2… 1….

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Daddy shows “Chompers” the meaning of ‘doggy style’.

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It was difficult, but Sylvia finally found a top that reflects her beauty.

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I thought the Barbara Walters Filter was supposed to eliminate eye wrinkles?

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In Shawnte’s world, there’s no such thing as ‘too much white’.

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Nothing says ‘next gang victim’ like a half-buttoned denim shirt jauntily exposing one nipple.

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Say “Little Debbies”!

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There’s something about a girl in a hat that’s just so… Vogue.

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Make me look silky… for Chompers!

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Focused so intensely on working the collar, Karen completely forgot to work the camera.

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Thankfully Barry didn’t make Karen’s mistake.

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Moustaches may hide the stretch marks, but they never hide the ‘gay’.

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You know, there’s only so much distraction a scarlet feather boa can provide.

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Stacey Schwingle– moments before her tragic ‘bang accident’.

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Meet Heather… future eHarmony dissatisfied customer.

And now for YOUR captions!  Please Hammer… hurt ’em!

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About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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42 Responses to Glamour Shots III (in 3-D)

  1. add-mmm says:

    Too Wong Foo : The Musical

    Live at Greenwich Village!

  2. Bob says:

    “Moustaches may hide the stretch marks, but they never hide the ‘gay’.”

    Oh dear.

    Better yet:

    Oh dears.

  3. Chris says:

    “Marisol was still worried that the stripes would make her look like the homely one”

  4. Tony says:

    The girls wanted to show that undead Victorian prostitutes can still be glamorous.

  5. Ron says:

    I think the picture with the dude and his puppy is actually kind of adorable!

  6. Gooster says:

    I present the cast of the “East L.A. Edition of the View”.

  7. Tater says:

    “…and on the next episode of Real Housewives of East LA: Butterflies are free Papi, but dis Hair and nails gonna cost choo.”

  8. Dustin says:

    One of these things, is not like the others. No one of these things, is just not the same . . .

  9. Tater says:

    Aw shucks, Gooster beat me to the East LA reference…

  10. bstewart23 says:

    Susie and the Man-Shes.

  11. A Lewis says:

    dear god in heaven, I thought you said “Glamour” but I’m still looking for it…..it’s like being a flight attendant….everyone says it a “glamorous” job but I’m still looking for it. As for the “Shot” part, I’d like to shoot about 98% of them and put us all out of our misery. The dog was the cutest one.

  12. A Lewis says:

    Oops,I forgot….as for the LAST PICTURE….you know, if you turn those plump sets of lips verticle instead of horizontal, they’d remind me of a FleshLite. Perfect for fucking (can I say that on here???).

  13. Joe says:

    This is what happens when the bastard children of Heart and The Judds form a girl group managed by Rosie Perez.

  14. jimmy says:

    Coming soon. The sequel to “The HIlls Have Eyes”
    Beware.”The Mall Has Trannies”

  15. Chris says:

    Soft focus does nothing to hide three adam’s apples.

  16. bearpupuk says:

    Founding members of the collagen implant victim support group.

  17. Mark in DE says:

    All their lives had been spent for this one moment: the chance to audition for “Cats” on Broadway.

  18. sean says:

    White Chics 2: Charlie’s BBW Angles

  19. Jim says:

    Carlos’ Angels “Chola Girls”

  20. heat says:

    SHOWGIRLS 2: INSERT AND SQUIRT

  21. heat says:

    They eerily remind me of the Bratz Dolls my step-daughter plays with

  22. me says:

    i just can’t say it enough…step away from the tweezers! ladies please…see a professional!

  23. Shel says:

    You are ENTIRELY TOO MUCH! I LOVE it!

  24. Mabe something witty will come to me overnight but meanwhile, I’m kind of thinking this is the funniest post ever, anywhere. Except on my blog, natch.

    Love it.

  25. I thought the guy with the horn rim glasses and feather boa was kind of cute….

  26. madhouse6 says:

    the phrase chola-chic has been completely missunderstood

  27. fermat says:

    Introducing the new Chola line from Sharpie!

  28. Stephen says:

    The “Why So Serious?” made me pee. Just a little. I liked it. 🙂

  29. truthspew says:

    That last one: “Bleached within an inch of their lives!”

  30. Robbie says:

    Meet the Lee sisters… Home, Ug and Fug.

  31. Rich says:

    Botoxed, Bleached and Beautiful…

  32. The first rejects from “RuPaul’s Drag Race”…

  33. Jeff says:

    “Wouldn’t you like to be a Big Brother or Big Sister to a child in need?”

  34. Alex says:

    Public Service Announcement: Keep Sharpies Away From Mexicans!”

  35. Kevin says:

    Butterflies are free. But these three bitches is $7 each.

  36. Kevin says:

    (oh someone already made a butterflies are free comment — figures)

  37. Kevin says:

    The Tijuana touring production of Dream Girls opens soon in a town near you.

  38. RG says:

    Can’t…stop….laughing…going…to…helll

  39. fendor says:

    Guadalajara branch of Janice Dickerson Modeling Agency

  40. Geronimo says:

    Timeless Chola Beauty

  41. Nathan says:

    The 1980s weren’t kind to anyone, were they? 🙂

  42. cb says:

    We ain’t no chola-back girls… oh wait. I guess we are!

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