Li’l Bastard Comix (superbowl edition)

Time for another week ending comix spree! And the last one that is yours to bastardize?? SOOOO easy! Total softball! So I expect lots of goodness this week!

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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21 Responses to Li’l Bastard Comix (superbowl edition)

  1. Chris says:

    Mom, tell Dolly that this IS the way daddy diddles her!

  2. RG says:

    Daddy, I like my hole fingered this way okay?

  3. add-mmm says:

    “Capishe ya fongool?”

  4. deadrobot says:

    Mom, if you cup the balls, he might come faster.

  5. bstewart23 says:

    “Quick, Mommy, Jeffy’s ‘O Face’ is happening!”

  6. jimmy says:

    “OK Daddy, bend over…my palsy hand is acting up again.”

  7. KevBear says:

    But I didn’t think Billy would squirt. It’s only this big and I only jiggled it twice!

  8. Sean says:

    How do I get the smell of daddy’s ass crack off my fingers?

  9. heat says:

    No. No. No, Billy. First it’s the pinch, follwed by the twist, then the hook follows immediately afterwards, finished off with the “oakie doakie”. You follow?

  10. sortedlives says:

    Dad, you are doing it wrong. You jerk-off like this.

  11. Three snaps up and a z formation!

  12. Jim says:

    Damn! Am I really gonna grow hair on my palms? How the hell am I supposed to jerk off then?

  13. Jake says:

    “Daddy liked it but he didn’t put a ring on it!”

  14. Tony says:

    You remember how you said if I didn’t stop my hand would stay like this?

  15. ssk says:

    I can’t close my mouth when I chew, Daddy hasn’t finished unloading yet

  16. Tater says:

    “Bring it old man! I wanna earn $20 the hard way. For $30, I’ll stop pretending I have a gag reflex.”

  17. fendor says:

    What is this, corn? I hate fisting that old man!

  18. deadrobot says:

    “And that’s how Michael J Fox does it.”

  19. Kevin says:

    Grandpa says he liked Grandma better when she got her Parkinsons.

  20. Gooster says:

    “MA! Grab me a beer quick! My shakes are startin again!”

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