Well, I finally got around to it. So here you go.
P.S. I didn’t even touch the Dolly under the mistletoe one. Some things are just too good to bastardize!!
Well, I finally got around to it. So here you go.
P.S. I didn’t even touch the Dolly under the mistletoe one. Some things are just too good to bastardize!!
“Hey ma, I just shit in your sock drawer!”
Mom, we’re out of peanut butter! Ruff just licked the last of it out of Daddy’s ass crack!
OMG! as a former marimba player, I nearly fell off of my chair at the ‘Billy’s New Mallet’ one! That one is my new favorite!
In the mistletoe pic, does it look like Dolly’s head is turned around backwards… that lump looks like her ass.
“Still riding the multiple O’s I see?”
“Dad needs another ride to the ER, says he “fell” on your massager again.”
“Dad and Mr. Wilson are playing ‘Lucky Pierre’ with Ruff again.”
“Hey Mom, Dad told me to come downstairs and tell you his little blue pill just kicked in and that I should take a hike.”
“Hey ‘Fifi’, I just found those pictures of you on the internet, stuffing your face with Jughead’s fat cock. I think maybe it’s time for you to double my allowance!”
Mom, Santa said I give better BJ than you do.
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