I got tagged for a meme- 6 random things about me. And seeing as I’m a bit thin on ideas right before the celebration of our blessed saviours birth… I’ll do it.
#1) I have never bleached my asshole. Hell, I wouldn’t even know how, although I’m certain some sort of peroxide is involved. And no, Kyle did NOT get me a bleaching kit. Now, if garnisr fructise starts making one…
#2) I just tried braunschweiger for the first time… And loved it!! A neighbor had a “livercheese ball” and damn if that shit wasn’t tasty!!
#3) I have a teddybear named Preston who sleeps with me every night. And when I have sex I have to put him under the bed so he can’t watch. It’s the eyes– can’t stand them watching…all cold and judgementa-likel…
#4) I hate milk, yet love yogurt, cheese, and ice cream. Just the thought of milk-even with chocolate cake- makes me gag.
#5) if I could be anything in the world, I’d want to be a comedic movie actor.
#6) When i was little, I used to masturbate behind the altar at my church when my mom had handbell practice. It just felt naughtier, which in turn felt better.