Facebook Quandary

I was tricked into joining facebook by a friend, and I don’t know how I feel about that.

An old friend from my high school days (yes I actually had a couple friends back then) “invited” me to view his facebook page or something awhile back.  For anonymity sake, we’ll call him D. Zubradt.  Wait.  That’s too obvious.  We’ll call him Dave Z.

I honestly don’t remember how it all transpired– I think it was to check out his favorite movie list or something.  It may even have been some sort of survey about different genre’s of movies and he asked me to take it to compare tastes.  I don’t know for sure.

All I know is that it made it seem it was all about favorite movies and not about joining the goddamn facebook site.

Sure I did the registering shit, but I figured it was just a formality to be able to view his results.  Little did I realize that I was actually creating a facebook page or reference or whatever.  The whole episode promptly left my mind until months later- when all of a sudden I’m being “friended” by all sorts of old high school classmates and shit.

Fuck.  I hate social networking websites!  (Unless they lead to getting cock, like gay.com or manhunt, but that goes without saying).

So here I am.  I have my fucking name out there in just some basic format.  And “Dave Z” is asking me to update my “profile”.  And I’m actually thinking of doing it.

Here is the picture I was thinking of using:

I’m also tempted to put in all sorts of sarcastic (and false) things in my bio.

So what do you all think?  Any ideas on what I should do and/or say?  Or should I just delete my entry?

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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21 Responses to Facebook Quandary

  1. Glenn says:

    I know how you feel. I got rooked into joining, too, but at this point I’m declining friend requests and invitations and most of everything else that comes flying my way. Let us know when you update.

  2. Richard says:

    I was also duped into joining by a friend. I have no interest in Facebook. I am also declining everything that comes my way.

  3. Tony says:

    You could do the whole sarcastic entry thing just to yank their chains, though I know that is totally not your style.

  4. Gavin says:

    Based on this pic, you could have an awesome porn stache by trimming away the gray and white!

  5. heat says:

    I can’t be on those sites cause when I get drunk, I message old high school mates with messages about how I don’t even remember who the fuck they are or how much I hated them, or how much I wanted to give them a rimmer…… Lovely beard BTW, mines about ready to get shaved off. The only itch I can stand is if it’s coming from my pants

  6. Ron says:

    Facebook is the path to the dark side. Facebook leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Get rid of it.

  7. Alex says:

    Haha…I may or may not have just requested your friendship.

  8. Stephen says:

    I despise Facebook. And yet, I’m on it because of pretty much the same scenario. So, I think you should update your profile with that pic.

    People who have time to use their cell phone to update their Facebook profile to let me know that they are standing in line at the bank – – something I don’t give a fuck about in the first place – – are not people I want to “network” with in the first place.

    I’m so happy that the majority of people leaving comments hate Facebook as much as I do! I thought I was the only one.

  9. add-mmm says:

    Whatever happened to Friendster, Myspace, Adultspace, Moove?

    I say don’t bother signing up or keeping your account since you’ll have to migrate over to some new online “community” in a couple months. Plus do you really want to put yourself out there on the web THAT MUCH? You might as well direct people from Facebook to ManginaMonologues. It’ll save you the headache of creating your profile.

  10. Jim says:

    That pic should be the next ad campaign for Abercrombie or Bear Films.

  11. Ron says:

    By the way, I got stalked and had to relocate my blog. Email me and I’ll tell you where I went.

  12. Kezza says:

    I joined FarceBook for 48 hours, after which I was so jacked off with the sheer stupidity of it all that I wiped my account. You may know here this is headed… My advice to you: DELETE, DELETE, DELEEEEEEEEEETE!!!!! Never have I encountered such a ridiculous waste of time, bandwidth and energy.

  13. bstewart23 says:

    Fuck the Book of Face. Keep the full beard.

    A Friend

  14. Jeff says:

    All this whining about something that involves social interaction. And you wonder why you’ll losers in high school. Honey, it doesn’t change just cause you’re older.

  15. Jason says:

    Keep your account…and accept my friend request 😉

  16. dirkmancuso says:

    You already posted this as your profile pic.

    I checked.

    Hee Hee.

  17. dirkmancuso says:

    P.S. You’re totally hot in that pic.

  18. Ray Ray says:

    Facebook is bizarre. I’ve reconnected with some great people, but a bunch of other floatsam from the past has come out of the woodwork as well. I think you should do those “What are you doing right now?” things and put the really nasty, ridiculous stuff you’re so good at coming up with.

  19. Mark in DE says:

    You could have some fun by updating your profile with all kinds of outrageous bogus sh*t and see what happens. Hopefully you’ll upload a bunch of nude photos of yourself and then tell us how to find your Facebook page.

    Mark 🙂

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