Li’l Bastard Comix (in front of the scenes)

You know the drill (baby drill).

The winner of last week’s challenge was Idle Eyes and a Dormy.  For me it was a hand’s down winner because it made me laugh out loud.

It totally breaks all my rules about caption brevity… but in this case I thought it worked.  The “Mama’s Family” reference while phone sexing was just too rich to pass up.  Methinks the author has had a similar experience, no?

And now I unveil my favorite capition from yesterday:

Yes, I admit the carseat one was a close second favorite.  But I like my humor best served dark with a scoop of pop cultural reference.

And now on to today’s comix:


And now for your challenge.  It’s uber-hard this week, too!  Like sudoku GOLD level hard!  I want you to come up with what the doormat says that Ziggy is looking at.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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15 Responses to Li’l Bastard Comix (in front of the scenes)

  1. deadrobot says:

    “Pump and Dump? Welcome!
    (no fats/fems)”

  2. mark says:


  3. heat says:

    Back Door Entry Only, Miss Thing!

  4. Chris says:

    I don’t know why, but most of your captionless comix I can pop out a few jewels (even if they stink) but when you toss a Ziggy up there… I’m blank.

    I LOVED the Dennis comic about the violin. I liked it because I’ve always seen Margaret and Gina as polar opposites in Dennis’ life. Gina is going to grow up to be a lipstick lesbian by day, beat your motherfuckin’ ass with a whip dominatrix by night.
    The secondary sub-caption for that comic is a thought bubble from Gina saying (Already have…)

  5. YvesPaul says:

    Oh Yeah, Daddy! Step On Me!

  6. Howard says:

    World’s Best Sex Offender

  7. Tater says:

    If the door is open, so am I.

  8. Danger Ahead says:

    If you don’t know what the colour of this mat signifies, you don’t want to enter.

  9. Sean says:



    they like me. they really like me!!!!!

    this is my favorite win ever! sorry i broke the rules, but thanks for letting me slide by…

  10. Sean says:

    oh and my entry for this week:

    “Your Wad Here!”

  11. “Didn’t I tell you to get out of here?”


    “Fuck. Off.”

  12. John says:

    Hands-Free Bell
    Ring with Cock

  13. Gavin says:

    “No Fats, No Fems!”

  14. Josh says:

    Watersport dwarves apply within

  15. fermat says:

    “Over 1,000,000 served!”

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