You know the drill (baby drill).
The winner of last week’s challenge was Idle Eyes and a Dormy. For me it was a hand’s down winner because it made me laugh out loud.
It totally breaks all my rules about caption brevity… but in this case I thought it worked. The “Mama’s Family” reference while phone sexing was just too rich to pass up. Methinks the author has had a similar experience, no?
And now I unveil my favorite capition from yesterday:
Yes, I admit the carseat one was a close second favorite. But I like my humor best served dark with a scoop of pop cultural reference.
And now on to today’s comix:
And now for your challenge. It’s uber-hard this week, too! Like sudoku GOLD level hard! I want you to come up with what the doormat says that Ziggy is looking at.
Mangina Monologues 
“Pump and Dump? Welcome!
(no fats/fems)”
“Scat!”
Back Door Entry Only, Miss Thing!
I don’t know why, but most of your captionless comix I can pop out a few jewels (even if they stink) but when you toss a Ziggy up there… I’m blank.
I LOVED the Dennis comic about the violin. I liked it because I’ve always seen Margaret and Gina as polar opposites in Dennis’ life. Gina is going to grow up to be a lipstick lesbian by day, beat your motherfuckin’ ass with a whip dominatrix by night.
The secondary sub-caption for that comic is a thought bubble from Gina saying (Already have…)
Oh Yeah, Daddy! Step On Me!
World’s Best Sex Offender
If the door is open, so am I.
If you don’t know what the colour of this mat signifies, you don’t want to enter.
ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh
iwoniwoniwoniwon
they like me. they really like me!!!!!
this is my favorite win ever! sorry i broke the rules, but thanks for letting me slide by…
oh and my entry for this week:
“Your Wad Here!”
“Didn’t I tell you to get out of here?”
or
“Fuck. Off.”
Hands-Free Bell
Ring with Cock
“No Fats, No Fems!”
Watersport dwarves apply within
“Over 1,000,000 served!”