Missionary Positions

Or is that posessions?? 

For certainly something must have posessed these wholesome lads in order to get them to pose for a beefcake calendar.

By now I’m sure all of you have heard of the hoo-haw concerning the “Men on a Mission” mormon beefcake calendar.  Yes, I said Mormon Beefcake, and I’m not talking about a hot dish at a church social.  Well, maybe metaphorically I am…

The actual story appears here.

My distilled version:   Mormon college guy creates a ‘malendar’ and dontates all the proceeds to the charities of the various model’s choosing.  The church really frowns on the sexualization of their religion.  So they excommunicate the dude who created the calendar, and are now withholding his BYU diploma.  They also cite reasons of lack of tithing and failure to attend services.

My take on this?  The calendar creator guy is gayer than a unicorn fart and the church would have none of that.  And they are really pissed that he managed to dupe some of their hot missionary men into posing for softcore gay porn.  I mean, here’s the dude holding his calendar:

Kinda creepy, right?  Sort of like a young, gay Donald Trump.

His creepy factor aside, the boy does have some taste in menz.  And how he got these straight-laced Mormon boys to doff their “uniforms” and pose all sexified is beyond me.  Here is a sample of the wares:

Meh, not my particular taste… but I’m sure he appeals to some.

Ah, now this is fairly tasty.  I’m digging the longer naughy mane!

The best for last.  Oh yes!  I’m loving the transformation from straight-laced to sex faced!

I think I have a little “missionary work” for the last one.  He needs to stop by my apartment… soon!

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

16 Responses to Missionary Positions

  1. Tony says:

    Gayer than a unicorn fart! You just made my day.

  2. heat says:

    All I have to say to that is, GAYMEN!

  3. add-mmm says:

    sometimes i find it hard to relate to this blog.

  4. YvesPaul says:

    Very nice, they are all so hot. If these nice young men knock on my door, I might just have to open… wide. haha.

  5. Christopher says:

    All the ones that ever come to my door are at least 30 lbs overweight , or look like they’re juuuuust on the brink of puberty.

  6. Mark in DE says:

    It seems quite selective that they boot the guy who created the calendar, but not the models who posed for it.

    You’re right: he’s gayer than a unicorn fart. Love that expression!

    Mark 🙂

  7. Kezza says:

    Mmmmmmmm, forbidden fruit(s). I happen to know of a couple of mormon men (and a Jehovas witness) who’ve been seduced by the boys when making house calls so I can only assume these guys were all too happy to get their gear off for this ‘nothing suss’ publication. Keep your eye on manhunt for these photos appearing on profiles soon!

    You just know that if one of these boys come to your front door you’d tell him to knock on your back door instead, then you could really give him a lesson on praising god!

  8. RG says:

    Oh CB – you just reminded me of a blog post I need to do about a nice, Mormon boy who cried out the Lord’s name in passion at my old apartment.

  9. When Randy and I went to Palm Springs in January there was a blue eyed Mormon boy, just out of the closet. My God he was cute, and had a really sweet personality, very polite (I would say even more than midwest boys).

  10. Sinners! Each and every one of them! Repent! These boys must get on their knees…and repent. hehehe

  11. madhouse6 says:

    eh. not a one of ’em

  12. bstewart23 says:

    Apparently chest hair is not a Mormon genetic trait. Pity.

  13. Chris says:

    Quick note to bstewart – smooth must be the calendar maker’s choice… i’ve seen some hirsute Mormon hotties… you just gotta get them out of that underwear 🙂

    One of my best friends in high school was Mormon and came from a large family. I went with them to church on occasion as I liked learning about different religions. I have to say, though, of all the religions I’ve learned about (oddly quite a lot for a non-religious person) the Mormons seem to have the highest percentage of DAMN good looking people. There was one family of 7. Every male was chiseled from stone, every girl was magazine cover ready even without make up… except the oldest girl. She was a little overweight, bad skin, that not-quite-curly, but too frizzy to be straight type hair that was everywhere. I could never understand how she fit in genetically with the Mt. Olympus inspired brood.

    she was adopted…..

    I have a friend who’s (former) Mormon has the Missionary Fantasy… I’m sending him this post right now 🙂

  14. dirkmancuso says:

    None of these Jesus freaks does a thing for me.

  15. fendor says:

    I grew up a Mormon and lost my cherry on a church retreat 🙂

  16. ElginMan says:

    Unicorn farts are “gay” ? WTF does that mean, asshole? That’s not funny, it is offensive.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s