Li’l Bastard Comix

Ok, I’m really starting to get disappointed.  My readership is down, and I don’t know why.  My comments are down.  I’m feeling mighty neglected.  So much so, in fact, that I thought about withholding the comix this week.

But I didn’t.  And you’re welcome.

First up-  Gavin’s the winner of last week’s caption contest.  Congratulations Gavin for the topical entry!

Just to let everyone know, I think my caption would have been something like “Daddy sure loves my new night deposit slot!”  Or something.

And now for this weeks comix.

 

And here is your challenge this week.  What is Dennis yelling into that god damn 80’s motorola cordless phone?

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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23 Responses to Li’l Bastard Comix

  1. madhouse6 says:

    is it wrong that i’m kinda turned on by the “new guy” in the dennis spot? i wouldn’t mind a three way with him.

  2. heat says:

    “I swear to God Mr. Wilson, when I get out of this chair I’m coming straight over to punch fuck the hell out of you!”

  3. Tony says:

    Look Wilson, just cough up the cash or I’m telling Mrs. Wilson all about the “special game” we’ve been playing!

  4. YvesPaul says:

    No! I don’t have a swing, but a rocking chair is just the same!

  5. mark says:

    I told you on Manhunt that you take a left at the light and my house is third on the right, dumb fuck! Never mind… go hook with someone else, I’ve lost interest!

  6. How do I text message with this thing?

  7. deadrobot says:

    “Why do I waste my Friday nights on these phone lines? 8″ uncut and a swimmer’s build my ass.”

  8. deadrobot says:

    Your hits/views/spankings will go way up if you get caught remixing these comics. Just a thought.

  9. Doug says:

    Aww… don’t be sad. We love the comix. And we love you.

  10. Mark in DE says:

    “Dennis’ Hot Male Escorts… can I help you?”

    Mark 🙂

  11. mrs_beaver_wipe says:

    “Well when I woke up this morning, my butt was bleeding, so I waited until he got home then wasted the fucker Menendez style”

  12. I want you to launch the Hezbollah attach on Wilson at3:30 sharp. No one turns down Dennis. NOBODY!

  13. Jim says:

    You know one of these days I am going to have something funny to say.

    I hope.

  14. Sean says:

    “Look, just tell me where the fuck you want to stick your cock and what you want to do to me so I can bust a nut or get the hell off the phone line, asshole! I’m not paying $4.99 a minute just to hear you breathe heavy and listen to re-runs of “Mama’s Familie” on your old black and white portable, dickwad!”

  15. fendor says:

    “I am calling everyone I have been intimate with to advise them to get tested. Now could you put your dad on the phone and is your bother nearby..”

  16. sorted says:

    “Do I sound like Peter Brady? When you said you were going to fist fuck me, I didn’t realize you were going to tickle my vocal chords.”

  17. Johnny C says:

    I agree it’s hard to get motovated to do posts when comments are down. So I’ll add mine to this… don’t stop the comix…!!! I’m suprised you can do this every week and have them be constantly funny. Kudos, I bow before you…

  18. CJ says:

    Damn. You wanted to withhold the comix? You like playing fuck fuck like that huh? So in relationships if everything isn’t going your way you withhold sex from that hot body of yours and kisses from that seductive mouth of yours? You are a prick with ears. Really why do you care about your readership? Unless of course your making money?
    You have a gorgeous smile CB!

  19. Ray Ray says:

    Mission accomplished, CB. Your whining about low readership has garnered you extra praise and comment head from more than one of your readers! xoxo from LA, bitch.

  20. Rookie says:

    I think I preferred the “night deposity slot” line wayyyyy better!

  21. “So help me, PJ if you don’t let me give you a Cleveland Steamer we’re through!!”

  22. Gavin says:

    Thanks for picking my caption. 🙂

    Hope I’m not too late for this week!

    “Do you have my Prince Albert in your can?”

  23. Jack says:

    For the last time Margaret, no, it smells like tuna and I hate tuna!!

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