Fun with cameraphones!

I do rather enjoy having a cell phone with a camera.  If only the iPhone’s camera were a touch better.

Here are some fun moments that I’ve captured recently.

Obviously this was taken a little while ago.  The iPhone camera glitched out during the pic and left this image.  Kind of bizarre, no?  I have NO idea what the fuck happened.

Spotted on my way home through the Hmong Ghetto the other day.  Gotta love a Hummer with this kind of license plate.  What exactly are they “phoking”??  The environment?  Their wallet??

I am completely a 10 year old boy when it comes to all things “poo”.  Going to an outdoor porta-john to take a whiz and being confronted (lid UP mind you) with this pile resting precariously on top of a flotilla of TP… well, you can just imagine me giggling insanely at it.  Which is why I snapped a pic.

Well that and to gross out Kyle.

This must be the new thing to “change”, as I’ve seen it nearly every restroom.  I think it’s now officially taken over the hand drier instructions that have been altered to say “Push Butt.  Rub Hands under arm hair.”   Although I do like the idea of hanging babies.

I spotted this group at a McDonalds yesterday.  Yes, they are all in the long denim dresses, long white shirts, and white head-coverings.  I have NO idea what this signifies.  Primitive Baptists?? Amish??  Polygamist Compound Wives???

I did note that they ALL ordered hot caramel sundaes.  Perhaps the chocolate was too sinfully decadent?

God, I wish this was a better picture!  This woman was at the airport when I was heading to Alaska.  She had to be late 40’s if she was a day, short blonde ‘susan powter’ hair, HEAVY black mascara, and in a t-shirt which made me believe she was quite proud of her boobs.  The ‘too tight’ jeans and the bit of a belly were just the cherry, really.

I’m a fan of the whole “plumber’s crack” thing.  It makes me chortle.  This guy’s wasn’t bad, but it was eye catching enough for me to snap a quick pic.

Now THIS, on the other hand… WOW!  Now THAT’S some serious crackage!  This actually ass-aulted me and Kyle as we were just stepping into Marshall’s the other night.  Yes, this was completely visible to all passing in front of the store.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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13 Responses to Fun with cameraphones!

  1. Shel says:

    GROSS on the poo pic. I could have gone all day without seeing that… ewwwww…

  2. Kris says:

    Wow, you actually posted a poop pic! lol I have some change you can slide in that woman’s coin slot 😛

  3. romach says:

    Builders bum alert! lol

  4. add mmm says:

    I’m TOTALLY the same with the poop thing. Just ask Kindra. I have pictures of poop from all of my travels.

    Also. I likey the last picture. BUTT!

  5. fendor says:

    No, I don’t think I have ever chorteled.

    The poo pick is just 2 girls and a cup yuck!

    I did like the granny stripper (complete with pole)!

  6. Tony says:

    The stony faced retired stripper was pretty great.

    As for the butt shots. Yet one more reason why low rise jeans are not a great idea.

  7. Mark in DE says:

    Ok, the porta-potty photo was just gross, but Tornwordo will enjoy it.

    Wait – did I miss the nude shots of you?

    Mark 🙂

  8. Mike says:

    That port-a-potty pic had me laughing so much I had to get a tissue to whip the tears.

    Thanks for that!

  9. It’s official. U. R. Nastee.

  10. Rich says:

    Could have gone the rest of the week without the port-o-potty pic, CB. You look good in the first one.

  11. Kezza says:

    Hmm, where to start, first of all, the poo – fucking horrible, but yes, I did giggle and I bet everyone else who looked at it did too!

    As for the baby hanging, that is so very wrong, but you know, I can never find anywhere to hang a baby, mine are all just piled up in a corner so this could be a very useful solution.

    I’m going to take a punt on pic five and say that the long skirted ladies are members of the ‘exlusive brethren’ church, well, thats what the Aussie ones look like, I can only assume you have them over there but I might be wrong.

    As for that second last pic, its not so much ‘butt crack’ as it is ‘gaping void’ what did the other side of him look like?

  12. CJ says:

    You are one nasty scat loving MTHR FCKER! Now with that said, why didn’t you go bury your tongue in that guys crack. You know he was teasing you.
    You should have told the woman how disgusting that was and to cover that thang up. Oh. Is that a double standard?

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