PeTA and Breast Milk

Well, PeTA has given Ben and Jerry’s quite a proposal!

I’m sure by now, everyone has heard that PeTA would like the famous ice cream manufacturers to come out with ice cream manufactured from breast milk.

Eww.  EWWW!

Not that there should technically be anything wrong with this.  We drink cow milk.  Goat milk.  SOY milk!  Why not milk from humans too?

Well, the idea sort of oogs me out just a bit.  Plus it got me thinking.  Ben and Jerry are fond of puns in their naming, so what in the hell would they call it?

This is where my mind went:

  • mammary madness
  • dirty pillow talk
  • gazonga wronga!
  • boob lube
  • lactation sensation!
  • chubby jubblies
  • Hooters
  • Double D- light
  • baby mama drama
  • Bright lights, big titty
  • Tits Ahoy!
  • melon surprise
  • I can’t believe it’s not cow!

And here I just want them to come out with “Baby (cake) Batter” flavored ice cream!

(Got any other breast milk ice cream names to add??)

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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21 Responses to PeTA and Breast Milk

  1. madhouse6 says:

    hooters is the obvious choice – plus it can be cross-promoted.

  2. Richard says:

    I love Tits Ahoy! How about rack snack?

  3. Chris says:

    Dirty Pillow Talk

  4. javabear says:

    You’re very funny, smart, and creative. All of these make me laugh.

  5. Chris says:

    Well, that’s one way to make Americans thinner. I think you’d better copyright that list. You’ve got a lot of winners there.

  6. Jeremy says:

    I’m thinkin’ Cherries Boobuhlie…

  7. romach says:

    No way hose! I am sick of seeing women whip out the ole ‘bristol cities’ to feed their babies in public! I would rather have ‘man milk’ any day! Much more creamy ;-)Now there you go ‘spunky chunky’ ice cream 😉

  8. Chris says:

    will there be a picture of WHO’S breast it comes from on the carton?

  9. Mark in DE says:

    Mammary madness is my favorite!

    Mark 🙂

  10. add-mmm says:

    Rootie Tootie Titty
    Rocky Rack
    Orange Creamsicle
    German Chocolate Cones
    Nipple Ripple

  11. Eric says:

    Chunky Funky

  12. Gavin says:

    Dulce de la Leche League

  13. Robbie says:

    Tits n cream
    throw in a bannana and ya got a tit-split
    the whole idea scares me!!!

  14. YvesPaul says:

    Brittle Bits and Tits?

  15. John says:

    Psst – about the soy milk – it’s not really milk. Unless little soy cubs are suckling at mama soy bean’s teat.

    They call it milk to make it sound more palatable… same reason they put it in the fridge in many grocery stores, even though you don’t need to refrigerate it.

  16. add-mmm says:

    Hey John!

    I take offense to your “Psst – about the soy milk – it’s not really milk. Unless little soy cubs are suckling at mama soy bean’s teat.”

    My mama soy bean couldn’t breast feed me for medical reasons. Does that make me any less of a soy bean? I think not!

  17. Chris says:

    These are HILARIOUS!

    ad-mmm…. did these come to you fast or did you have to take time! Rootie Tootie Tittie is my fave!

  18. Dirk Mancuso says:

    Suckle Supreme.

    And ew.

  19. add mmm says:


    I’m just that awesome.

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