Well, PeTA has given Ben and Jerry’s quite a proposal!
I’m sure by now, everyone has heard that PeTA would like the famous ice cream manufacturers to come out with ice cream manufactured from breast milk.
Not that there should technically be anything wrong with this. We drink cow milk. Goat milk. SOY milk! Why not milk from humans too?
Well, the idea sort of oogs me out just a bit. Plus it got me thinking. Ben and Jerry are fond of puns in their naming, so what in the hell would they call it?
This is where my mind went:
- mammary madness
- dirty pillow talk
- gazonga wronga!
- boob lube
- lactation sensation!
- chubby jubblies
- Double D- light
- baby mama drama
- Bright lights, big titty
- Tits Ahoy!
- melon surprise
- I can’t believe it’s not cow!
And here I just want them to come out with “Baby (cake) Batter” flavored ice cream!
(Got any other breast milk ice cream names to add??)