Phew. Another week just about over, and I’m tired! You get a minimal Family Croak-us edition today. But first, the winner of the New Yorker caption contest from last week.
There were definitely some good entries. Evilganome scored 1st runner up with “I see you went for the anal bleaching too.” Very gay, very gross, very pop cultural. Kudos for that.
But the winner was Dead Robot with this:
If you’ve ever had a dog get into the garbage and eat dental floss– the results… well, the off beatness of the caption made me chuckle.
And here are my installments for the week (plus at the end– YOUR challenge):
And now– you tell me what that scamp Dennis is up to in this one:
Mangina Monologues 
“Mommy’s on the rag… So you’re up next champ!”
“Um… why are you wearing baguettes on your feet?”
Yay! I wonneded again! Lemmie think about this one…
“daddy, i think i’m ready to go double wide, elbow deep”
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i always knew grandma was a dyke.
oh, and did you draw the moosetoe in, or was that just a happy accident?
I TOLD you Dad…I’m NOT into nose-fucking. Just do me like this so you can really go deep.
Billy, do you want to find out what a ‘rosebud’ is?
“It wasn’t really invented by the Dutch, but it’s extremely effective.”
“Come on, Dad. Mr. Wilson can get his whole fist in. Give it a try!”
Pull my fing… I mean, foot!!!
Have a great weekend,
Mark 🙂
“But tell Santa that the sling from Fort Troff pulls my legs up and OUT like this…”
After that last case of toe fungus I got from you! You’re shrimping me with the slippers on.
I feel so ignorant… what is anal bleaching?
“It’s called the ‘Upward Foot Position’ in the Kama Sutra: Man On Boy edition.”
Wanna put a deposit in the bank of Billy?