… but I know I love yoooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooou.
I’m in total lust with Pete Kuzak.
When people ask me what “my type” is, this is pretty much the image that forms in my head. Notice I didn’t say “the type that I can actually GET” or “the type that I like that will give me the time of day”. No, Petey simply embodies my type as far as my ‘ideal man’ is concerned.
I call him Petey because that’s how close we are. In my head.
The fur! The muscles! The cheeky smile! My god… the ‘stache!!! And his 5 o’clock shadow makes my knees buckle. Pete Kuzak is just ridiculously hot. He’s lumberjack hot. He’s “Tom of Finland” hot!
I’ve written a special “Sexy Stud Senryu” just for him:
Sexy Stud Senryu # SEX
Dear Mister Kuzak,
Of course I’ll let you do that!
Fuck me in half… NOW!
Is that armband on the RIGHT??? Is he a bottom?!?!? Nah. I’m choosing to believe that the image was accidently flipped in processing (or taken with a fucking iSight camera on a Mac), and that the armband is really on the left.
I’m also choosing to believe the following about my Petey:
- loves rollercoasters
- favorite book is The Great Gatsby
- “gets” drum and bugle corps
- handy around the house
- loves giving backrubs
- plays the piano
- rides a motorcycle
- only weakness is chocolate
- loves watching romantic comedies
- has millions of dollars
In my mind he also loves not-so-built, average-looking guys who are deeply, madly, hopelessly in lust with him and who will do absolutely anything to make him happy. Yes, even that. AND that. Daily. With reckless abandon.
Right now I’m planning a lovely California wedding for the two of us. I’ve already started a gift registry at Target… just fyi. Everything will be ready to go in a moment’s notice– once Pete discovers who I am and realizes that he’s madly in love with me, too.
You’re all invited to the ceremony, of course. And the reception to follow will feature many of Pete’s “Colt Studios” friends. It’s going to be brills, I tell you… BRILLS!
I’ll be taking his name; ck has a lovely ring to it, no?
P.S. Definitely NSFW pics can be viewed HERE! Just in case you are interested in my future husband’s naughty bits! I know ya are… and it’s worth a visit!