Hiya!
Yes, I’m doing my regular installment of bastardized comix for y’all today. BUT– the last one is for you to bastardize. You tell ME why you think Dennis is in the corner again, ok? I’m curious to see what you guys will come up with.
Don’t forget to caption this one, bitchuz!
Mangina Monologues 
I don’t know why I have to stay here. All I did was put some of the Ben Gay stuff on that rubber thinggy in your dresser drawer….
I told you, Mom! It was my own cum… out my own cock! Jeez!
“I swear Ma! Mr. Wilson didn’t touch me. I…I…I just ate a plum pit is all.”
All I said was, “Don’t blame the pants”.
“It’s not my fault! I took my pants down because she was the doctor and was making me feel better.”
Daddy must’ve called you a nasty little slut a hundred times last night, but I say it once and I have to stand in the corner?. Besides, those old bitches in your book club thought it was funny!
“What’d you expect? I’m Dennis THE FUCKING MENACE!”
Maaa, that’s not fair. Mr. Wilson dared me to “kiss the rabbit between the ears.”
Aw, come on! This isn’t the first time you’ve been called a nasty crack ho. Daddy calls you that in the dark all the time.
Mark 🙂
“Margaret swore she was on the pill.”
“I’ll never get off if you keep watching.”
“Look, I’m sorry I wiped my dick on your curtains, okay?”
Oh, yes, glad you’ve added Dennis! Too late on a Sunday to fill in the caption. Please consider adding Dondi and Nancy. I always had the hots for Slugo, so make him real gay for me, please.
But, mum, dad was explaining about shaving then about body hair I asked where I can expect it to grow, Not my fault dad’s a bear, one thing led to another and now, now only do I have to stand in the corner, my arse is sore and I have THAT taste in my mouth (thinks, Still in a few years I’ll give dad the same and make him sorry, bet he’s nips are still hard and stinging [small hand can grip well] but she ain’t yelling at HIM)