While running on the treadmill at the gym yesterday (5.5 miles, thank you very much) I was watching the Duke vs. Johns Hopkins Men’s Semifinal Lacrosse match.
God I love Lacrosse!
What’s not to like? Helmets with face shields? Good! Shoulder pads? Good! Shorts? Good! Stocky, white, rich, fratboys running around pummeling each other? GOOD!
Anyway, as I’m watching, THIS commercial pops up:
I very nearly fell off the treadmill. LOVE the crotch ram!
Here’s another in the series, which evidently feature different Lacrosse players. Crazy.
When other gay guys ask me why I like watching sports– well, this is part of the answer.
Mangina Monologues 
Other than the murky, indistinct audio, those commercials are actually pretty funny! Bravo them.
Tee-hee. That’s silly. I touched myself.
woof.
Ill be looking more of these vids up now to watch. I might even touch myself too!
You sports-loving gays never cease to amaze me.
Mark 🙂
Try as I might, I just can’t get into sports. I think it’s all the silly goddamn rules and the fact that no one ever throws anyone into the pool in their wedding dress…
Oh my precious and dear sweet Lord… all you “fellows” are cum-gobbling sphincter jockeys and here I’ve been looking at those cool socialist-retro propaganda-style clips all the while blind to the company around me. Ick, icky poo, get away all you anally dilated rectum-wrecking cock hound faggot scrotum-licking sperm guzzling fudge packers!!
Oh my precious and dear sweet Lord… all you “fellows” are cum-gobbling sphincter jockeys and here I’ve been looking at those cool socialist-retro propaganda-style clips all the while blind to the company around me. Ick, icky poo, get away all you anally dilated rectum-wrecking cock hound faggot scrotum-licking sperm guzzling fudge packers!! Did I mention all you homo bastards are going to burn in hell, licked by the lapping flames for posterity? Does that prospect excite your perverted predilections?