There’s always room for Glamour!

People keep uploading these for some reason, which is just like supplying an addict with fresh crack.  I just couldn’t help myself!

And here I thought you had to be shitfaced to attempt the Amy Winehouse look.

“Can we hurry this up? Smells like I gotta change my pad.”

Black and white really captures the moment here.  Along with the bags under her eyes.

Anbesol commercial, take 27.  And…. ACTION!

I think the acid wash on this jacket just gave me Bell’s Palsy.

It takes a special woman to pull of a hat like this.  With special jowls.

Let me guess!  New… bedazzler?

I absolutely LOVED you in “Tootsie”. 

The wrinkled backdrop really matches your eyes.

I’m ready for my abduction, Mr. Demille.

This isn’t a glamour shot.  I just put it in here as sort of a sorbet to cleanse the pallete.

If I stand still and blend into the background, maybe death won’t find me!

Does this uniform make my vagina look lesbian?

Damn, I’m so hungry right now I could eat Kelly Clarkson!

You’re right.  I never would have guessed those were Kmart Blue Blockers!

For the last goddamn time… NO, I’m not a fucking drag queen!

If you were going for Ernest Borgnine does “Gypsy”, you nailed it!

How many houses did you have to sell to get that jacket?

Joan always subscribed to the philosophy “less is more”.  Here she opted for “less” face, and “more” everything else.

Phil Peters- starting nose tackle for the St. Louis Rams.

Nothing says “festive” like a royal blue pleather shirt!

Nice “deflowered” symbolism ripoff from American Beauty.  Well, at least it goes with the “pearl necklace” your uncle gave you.

Jocelyn Wildenstein (age 15) stars as Rocky Dennis in her high school production of Mask.

I totally just queefed.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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9 Responses to There’s always room for Glamour!

  1. madhouse6 says:

    i love the linda evans wannabe (that HAS to be a guy in drag…)

  2. Howard says:

    Everything is beauuutifull… fuck it. I about spit up my burger at your queef line.

  3. Alex says:

    So who made *you* the Inspector General of the Glamour Police? Oh. Carry on, then…(watching for cb’s flashing lights in his rear view mirror)

  4. joe to hell says:

    the black and white one looks like jack lemmon in “some like it hot” – everyone else is just vile and should be eliminated

  5. BentonQuest says:

    The queef line was the best! But these ladies are just beauuuuuuuuutiful!

  6. LOVE the palette cleanser!

  7. Ron says:

    I don’t know who was thinking what during the 80’s and why touching and caressing one’s collar was so sexyhot.

  8. dirkmancuso says:

    God, you are catty.

    That said, I totally love this feature and am kicking myself for not having thought of it first.

  9. And you have to know that someone out there wants at least ONE of these ladies (I use the term loosely) phone numbers…

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