People keep uploading these for some reason, which is just like supplying an addict with fresh crack. I just couldn’t help myself!
And here I thought you had to be shitfaced to attempt the Amy Winehouse look.
“Can we hurry this up? Smells like I gotta change my pad.”
Black and white really captures the moment here. Along with the bags under her eyes.
Anbesol commercial, take 27. And…. ACTION!
I think the acid wash on this jacket just gave me Bell’s Palsy.
It takes a special woman to pull of a hat like this. With special jowls.
Let me guess! New… bedazzler?
I absolutely LOVED you in “Tootsie”.
The wrinkled backdrop really matches your eyes.
I’m ready for my abduction, Mr. Demille.
This isn’t a glamour shot. I just put it in here as sort of a sorbet to cleanse the pallete.
If I stand still and blend into the background, maybe death won’t find me!
Does this uniform make my vagina look lesbian?
Damn, I’m so hungry right now I could eat Kelly Clarkson!
You’re right. I never would have guessed those were Kmart Blue Blockers!
For the last goddamn time… NO, I’m not a fucking drag queen!
If you were going for Ernest Borgnine does “Gypsy”, you nailed it!
How many houses did you have to sell to get that jacket?
Joan always subscribed to the philosophy “less is more”. Here she opted for “less” face, and “more” everything else.
Phil Peters- starting nose tackle for the St. Louis Rams.
Nothing says “festive” like a royal blue pleather shirt!
Nice “deflowered” symbolism ripoff from American Beauty. Well, at least it goes with the “pearl necklace” your uncle gave you.
Jocelyn Wildenstein (age 15) stars as Rocky Dennis in her high school production of Mask.
I totally just queefed.