Random Updates

I got nothing today.  But because I like to post at least something each weekday, here are some snacks:

I picked up a new piece of “art” this weekend.  A buddy of mine turned me on to this photographer named Joshua Hoffine, and I love his stuff.  Its very dark.  The piece I chose is of the little girl and the clown with balloons.

People who know me know that I HATE clowns.  Simply loathe them.  They are creepy and I have NO earthly idea why our society tries to perpetuate the myth that they are funny and kid friendly.  ‘Cause they aren’t.

Clowns are grotesque, evil things trying to conceal their true nature.  I mean, hello!  Baggy clothing, exaggerated makeup, no talking, handing out gifts, etc….  Ew.  Just EW.

A nightmare for me is being trapped at Barnum and Bailey’s Klown Kolledge or whatever the fuck it is.

That being said, I LOVE the photograph I’ve chosen.  You don’t see anything but the clown silouette with one clawed hand– and an innocent child looking on.  Its deliciously unnerving (as true art should be).  Oh, and the title is:  After Dark, My Sweet.

Mmmm.  Evilicious!

Speaking of art:  Hello Kitty should be framed at the end of this week.  I had to select a new frame for it because the one selected for it was out of stock.  The new frame it isn’t the exact one that Kyle chose, but it is totally in the same vein and even MORE over the top.  (and more expensive, although I’m not paying any more for it!)

Here’s my rendition of the skeletal art thing- but with the Little Mermaid:

I imagine she tastes like halibut.  Or mahi mahi.

NYC Blogger Update:

I’m having weight issues.  I’m very depressed today because I’m up from where I was on Sunday.  Granted I couldn’t work out last night because of band practice, but I really didn’t figure I’d go UP any.  Seriously, my caloric intake is cut to the nub.

I’m going to be introducted as Chunky McFatterton at this thing.  Instead of cb, everyone will be calling me “fb” (fat boy).

Oh, and I’m learning that a few of the people that I’m going to meet there are under the 5’9″ mark….  Great.  So I’m going to be the giant who has to watch where he sits so that he doesn’t inadvertently smother a fellow blogger.

Fee-Fi-Fo- Fuck it.

I’m bitter today.

 

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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8 Responses to Random Updates

  1. Chris says:

    honey, don’t be down about the weight thing… it’s a fickle bitch for sure but hang in there. Perserverance is the key… I think 🙂

    I want to see the clown pic! post that when you can

  2. Jason says:

    I totally agree with you about clowns. They are truly heinous.

  3. DPOE says:

    I also despise clowns! I mean what is really so humorous about them? Exactly how tall are you?

  4. Alex says:

    Feeling like a personal bloatation device? It’s probably water weight if you’re truly sticking to your diet. And if you’re working out religiously, it could be new muscle–gotta think positive here, you don’t want to get frustrated and do a swan dive into a tub of Haagen-Dazs. Whatever you do, don’t cut too many calories–your metabolism will put on the brakes and you’ll be REALLY pissed! Hang in there.

  5. Christopher says:

    OOoohhhh….those are some scary pics! I like the basement one!

    I’m feeling FLABulous myself, and I’m pretty pissed off that I’ve fallen off of the diet/exercise wagon (again!)…let’s commiserate together!

  6. Gavin says:

    Umm, hello, she tastes like tuna.

  7. voenixrising says:

    Bitter TODAY?!?

  8. Shel says:

    Awww, puddin… don’t be upset about the weight thing. It can be a bitch alright, but the bitch can be beat, as can most bitches. The ironic thing is that I, of all people, am giving this advice. My best friend saw a pic of me sent by email and said I looked like I was in my 8th month (such a sweet person) and someone said the camera adds 10 pounds. Ture, but it didnt add 20 more… Drink a shitload of water and watch any unnecessary carbs. The carbs that hate me the most is (are?) beer. I loves me some beer. Hang in there… We all feel your pain on on this one. Go ahead and be bitter… its SO much better than having to be nice to everyone 🙂

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