Um, he FINE!

Ah, Colton.  You smooth fucker, you!

P.S.  After being sent this link yesterday by a friend of mine, I proceeded to download 4 Colton Ford songs from iTunes.

P.P.S.  And then proceeded to abuse myself thoroughly to this video.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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15 Responses to Um, he FINE!

  1. RG says:

    I’m abusing while I type….

  2. RG says:

    …with one hand.

  3. Christopher says:

    Colton Ford makes my motor purrr……meow!

  4. Dennis says:

    I usually find him smoking hot, but his abs are scaring me right now. Of course, if I weren’t at work and were thus free to abuse myself, I just might feel a little differently.

  5. voenixrising says:

    I can’t get past his gargantuan chin. Sorry.

  6. Howard says:

    So when you say you were abusing yourself, you mean that you were forcing yourself under duress to listen to Ford’s music, right?

    [OW! That HURT!]

  7. marc says:

    he’s awesome – from the neck down. now if he could sing and dance without looking like a typical high school defensive lineman . . . well, then we’d REALLY be talking!

  8. Chris says:

    oh who the hell is listening to his music just watch the video 🙂

  9. Chris says:

    though I do like his music LOL

  10. Chris says:

    5 seconds in I stopped watching… why torture myself… until I get home

  11. me says:

    i’m embarrassed to say i had to google him to find out who he is. but i don’t understand the hand wrap thing… he supposed to be a boxer in this video? gotta agree w marc…no rhythm. dear colton…stick to porn or do a video with your shirt on!

  12. atari_age says:

    I don’t get it. Who is he and why is he making me feel all self-conscious?

  13. pity ’bout the face… that carving just wasn’t meant to squeak (oh, right, that’s singing?) like that. nothing that a gimp-mask and some ear-plugs won’t fix, though.

  14. BentonQuest says:

    He is definately easy on the eyes!

  15. Mark says:

    Oh yeah, Colton is one hot number!

    Hey, is that his husband Blake Harper singing background vocals?

    Mark 🙂

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