Shameless Self Promotion

Brett Cajun put out an A.P.B. for a “Jiggy Dance Whore-Off” (peauxrt deaux or something equally cajunish) all hosted and posted on his blog (see my blogroll if you need another link).

What is a Jiggy Dance, you ask?  Well, its basically dancing like an idiot (#7 way to lose a guy) only you film it and then post it online in order to suffer a wide range of public ridicule.

Which I obviously have no problem with.

So I made a Jiggy Dance.  Sorry its so dark, but my apartment faces north, and it was a rainy day.

And because this is a ‘whore-off’ and my nickname is Whorina Slutskaya, I’m posting my video on MY blog, as well as directing people to go to Brett’s blog to watch the other entrants.

And then unabashedly asking you to vote for mine, in order to make me your favorite jigger.

Um, I meant to say Jiggy Dance dancer.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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17 Responses to Shameless Self Promotion

  1. voenixrising says:

    You are such an exhibitionist! 😉

  2. Shirley! says:

    its almost unforgivable that you have 2unlimited in your repertoire.

    did you brush up on your tektonic skillz first?

  3. brettcajun says:

    Thanks for participating! I especially loved your message at the end. 🙂 Your video was so good. I bet you are an insatiable bottom!

  4. 42 says:

    jesus, could that music make me feel any older?

  5. daniel says:

    Woah, how many times did you have to watch Bring It On to nail that choreography? Very impressive. GO TOROS!

  6. sortedlives says:

    That was great. Thanks for giving me my morning laugh.

  7. Gavin says:

    I appreciate that you really committed to it!

  8. Rich says:

    A cartwheel followed by a double middle finger flip off at the end…you get 10s across the board and a high degree of difficulty. Raising the bar for the throw-down CB. Scared of you. 🙂

  9. me says:

    i am speechless. stunned. but…wow. and like 42 above i am feeling old…..i remember loving that song!

  10. Alex says:

    Holding up another ’10’ card here. But just barely–I’m laughing too hard to keep it up. Have you thought about expanding the routine and moonlighting as an aerobics instructor? I’ll bet a lot of us would sign up…

  11. Mark says:

    Wow, that was great! I am super-impressed. The only way that could have been better would be if you were shirtless… and wearing a thong… that’s sheer… enough to see thru.

    Mark 🙂

  12. *LOL* now THAT was something I’d have paid to see!! (your version is so much better than what we had to endure at saturday’s queer hoe-down. (is that how you spell it?)

    Oh, by the way:
    TAG! You’re it :o)

  13. Ron says:

    Did we decide that my penis was sufficient for you? Because I totally want you now that your skills are apparent to me.

  14. Josh in Minneapolis says:

    I voted for you, C.B. The cartwheel really clinched it! I’m impressed.

  15. brettcajun says:

    THIS IS GOING DOWN TO THE WIRE! THAT BITCH KELLY HAS NOW TIED YOU AT 41-41, WHILE PATRICK AND I ARE LOCKED IN A TIE AT 54-54. THIS IS A NAILBITER!

    MAY THE BIGGEST WHORE WIN!

    THE POLL CLOSES AT 8am CENTRAL. Good luck!

  16. atari_age says:

    Oh Jebus! Well done, and yet so 1991 gay (or what year was it? Can’t even remember)

  17. Jason says:

    OMG, that was funny as all shit! You should have won!

    With those mad skillz, you had to be a cheerleader in high school! I like your steel phallic lamp.

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