H.I.S. on How to Lose a Guy

Hey bitchuz.  Here is the next in my Homo Information Series.  This one is on how to lose a guy in 7 ways.  I’m all caffeinated and sorta goofy, and thus should effectively make everyone who watches this turn their back on me.  

Oh well.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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17 Responses to H.I.S. on How to Lose a Guy

  1. dirkmancuso says:

    Um, please tell me you’ve never done the Barbra BJ thing.

    (And even if you did, I’d have to question the sanity of any man that would ask a fella as adorable as you to go home…)

  2. Ron says:

    Oh my goodness. This one was very enjoyable. You’re a good, hmm, actor… person… guy.

  3. I think I just wet myself (again) laughing so hard…

  4. Gavin says:

    So do I get any bonus points for doing all seven?

  5. brettcajun says:

    You had better be working on your Jiggy Dance for the Jiggy Dance Whoreoff Part Deux contest on my blog. The deadline is tomorrow night. Stop slacking and get to working. And you had better have something good… cuz I am BRINGING IT BITCH!

  6. Alex says:

    Best one yet, cb! Love the new facial ‘do too–makes you look young (even tho’ you’re a mere child compared to me 😉 )

    And, you could do the whole “And I am telling you” song for me anyday…please? Life is just too dull sometimes…

  7. Stephen says:

    Okay first, could you BE ANY CUTER!?!?! HELL to the NO!! You are so friggin’ cute!!!!

    Next up, if you did the deaf voice for me in person, I would have to give you a blow job because that is friggin’ HILARIOUS!!!!

    And the Barbra BJ – – please tell me you’ve done that!! Cause just doing that may turn off a trick, but it would give you MAJOR boyfriend points for me.

    Seriously. So cute. You. Cute.

    And I love your shirt! 🙂

  8. voenixrising says:

    Okay first, could you BE ANY CUTER!?!?! HELL to the NO!! You are so friggin’ cute!!!!

    Next up, if you did the deaf voice for me in person, I would have to give you a blow job because that is friggin’ HILARIOUS!!!!

    And the Barbra BJ – – please tell me you’ve done that!! Cause just doing that may turn off a trick, but it would give you MAJOR boyfriend points for me.

    Seriously. So cute. You. Cute.

    And I love your shirt! 🙂

    Yeah, I know Stephen said all that. But he just beat me to it. 🙂

  9. 42 says:

    the deaf thing killed me; I once interviewed for a professorship at a deaf college not knowing shit about ASL (allegedly I would have a year to learn, but they hired someone else). who knew there were so many deaf fags? and why do all the deaf ones I’ve sampled have stunt cocks?

    oh and deaf lesbians WILL kick your ass.

  10. aw shoot – I missed it :0(
    youtube sucks *giggle*

  11. ooh! ooh! my bad – it’s back! (hey, we’re havin’ all sorts of logissticalismmmms down sssouth, m’kay.)

    *lol* you rock cb! even had me moving my lips with the drag thing!

    i take it there’s no chance of a reverse-Funny-Girl-Tugboat-bj making your list ;0)

  12. Mark says:

    Okay, that did it. I am officially infatuated with you! Yeah, yeah, I know; stand in line, right?

    Mark 🙂

  13. Rich says:

    LOL. File in your archives under “best work.” You are brilliant and funny, CB.

  14. Shirley! says:

    first off, you’re crazy hysterical.

    secondly i wasn’t so fond of the deaf voice thing. although i wouldn’t worry about gay deaf bears beating you up since they can’t hear you.

    you nailed everything else though.

    so, does this mean you’re going straight now?

  15. sortedlives says:

    That was great!! Thanks for the laugh!

  16. jimbo says:

    I see so many deaf gays around town that I have a theory that the deaf gene happens to sit next to the gay gene on the DNA strand, and when one is flipped, the other is more likely to flip too. Mark my words, science will confirm my theory some day.

    You kinda covered it in the Southern drunk queen comment, but I am always turned off when a drunk queen claims she gets just like “Susanne Sugarbakker” when he’s drunk, or claims to be a “strong, black woman” deep inside.

  17. atari_age says:

    Ha! I’ve done Stupid and the Jan Brady ones.

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