Euphemisms for ‘Fucking’

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It ain’t just a town in Austria! 

Well, I haven’t done one of these in awhile.  And until my creative juices get flowing again, this will just have to do.  Please feel free to add your favorite colorful phrase to the bunch:

EUPHEMISMS FOR “FUCKING”

Doin’ it

Doin’ the nasty

bumping fuzz

bumping uglies

grinding grodies

screwing

nailing

hammering

pounding

drilling

‘caulking’

laying pipe

pile drivin’ (double-entendre for anal sex)

slamming

slipping the sausage (to)

riding the baloney pony

riding the hobby horse

riding the love machine

afternoon delight

making love

makin’ da sexy

having sex

having a ‘conjugal’

copulating

coitus

making the beast with two backs

humping

humpin’ and pumpin’

pump-n-dump

kum-n-go

spurt-n-split

tapping it (or ‘dat’)

hitting it

jumpin’ on the meat trampoline

makin’ babies

plantin’ seed

partin’ the red sea

givin’ him (or her) a squirt

givin’ him (or her) the hot beef injection

takin’ his (or her) temp with the meat thermometer

having “mommy and daddy” time

Goin’ to the ‘drive in’

horizontal mambo

gettin’ bizaaay

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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24 Responses to Euphemisms for ‘Fucking’

  1. joe to hell says:

    Vulcanize the whoopee stick
    Cattle prod the oyster ditch
    Batter dip the cranny ax
    Retrofit the pudding hatch
    Marinate the nether rod
    Power drill the yippee bog
    Pressure wash the quiver bone
    Cannonball the fiddle cove
    and my fave…..
    Bobbin’ on Bobo

    • someone says:

      Vulcanize the whoopee stick
      Cattle prod the oyster ditch
      Batter dip the cranny ax
      Retrofit the pudding hatch
      Marinate the nether rod
      Power drill the yippee bog
      Pressure wash the quiver bone
      Cannonball the fiddle cove

      these are all stolen from the bloodhound gang song “foxtrot uniform charlie kilo”….way to steal joetohell

  2. dirkmancuso says:

    Ridin’ the skin bus to tuna town.

  3. cb says:

    Well shit, why not just add “taking a slow boat to ‘gina”?

  4. Junk Thief says:

    I always liked the Southern term of simply “relations”.

  5. cb says:

    I did forget about “cleavin’ the beaver” too

  6. cb says:

    I did forget about “cleavin’ the beaver” too. Or better yet: Beaver cleavin’.

  7. add-mmm says:

    Pounding out the veal
    Pinch and squeal
    Sexin’
    Poke
    Prod
    Putting on your sea legs
    Having a tea party
    Romp

  8. Java says:

    LOL! We say “having mommy and daddy time” to our kids!!! No joke!
    A lot of these are new to me. What a hoot.

  9. cb says:

    Ooo- I think I also forgot “scroggin'”

  10. cb says:

    And “slap and tickle”…

  11. Shirley! says:

    i think we might be a tad bit obsessed.

  12. Ron says:

    Butt-rustling, bone-smuggling, fur-trading, poop-stabbing, the butthole pleasures, and sodomy.

  13. voenixrising says:

    Slow blog day, eh?

  14. Jack Naasti says:

    My brother used to say he was polishing the floor.

    and now you know where drillnhammer came from

  15. atomicpop! says:

    spooge churnin’

  16. RG says:

    Don’t forget the British term of “Having it off”.

  17. Jeff says:

    Gettin’ jiggy (wit it)

  18. Carl says:

    Time for a vitamin S shot!

  19. Ollie says:

    sowing
    ploughing
    porking (we are porking) or Pork (Did you pork her?)
    parting the beef curtains
    stirring the porridge (this one is generally confined to a slut as you are stirring someone elses deposit!)
    Give her one
    Slip her a length
    Give her a ride on the gravy train
    Get laid
    Shag
    Bone
    Rut (did you rut her last night?)
    Smash the granny out of her
    Deposit the baby gravy
    Enter the axe wound
    Chocolate speedway riding (anal)
    Rear gunner (anal)
    Taking the dirt track (anal)

  20. sikuvitall says:

    riding the hershey highway (anal [obviously])

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  22. Steerpike says:

    Leading the Khalasar through the Red Waste.
    The things I do for love.
    Eating a fish-pie.
    Breaking the Rules which are actually just guidelines.

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