Bad Smell Face

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I am not pleased, and so I’m giving y’all “bad smell face”.

Also known as “fart face”, “stink face”, “gay disapproval face”, and “mother-in-law face”.  I think everyone is familiar with this look.  Its the look that a lot of gay men adopt when they are unhappy.  It tends to look like they just caught whiff of someone’s rancid air biscuit.  Hence the name.

Although this isn’t completely restricted to the gay community, it is used quite a bit by my peoples.  And it seems to be the bitchier sort of queens that have it down to a science.  With them it takes on a much more ‘withering’ quality.

I usually can’t do the look very well (because I end up laughing) so this is as close as I could approximate it today.

The reason I’m busting it out even though it detracts from my rockin’ bangs?  My blog comment stats– or lack thereof.

Like most bloggers, my self-esteem is directly related to the number of comments that I receive on a daily basis.  Comments equal popularity.  Comments mean you are liked.  Comments fill my empty inbox (literally AND metaphorically).

Lately, however, I’m only getting like onesey-twosey sort of comment totals.  This does not please me.  It makes me sad, truth be told.

And a bit pissy.

Whenever I visit another blog, I try to drop off a comment.  It lets you know I’ve been there and appreciated your blogwork enough to take 10 seconds out of my life to type something pithy.  Yes, I’m gracious like that.  And I guess I sort of expected the same, dare I say, courtesy.

But evidently my expectations were misguided, which is fine.  I completely understand.  You don’t like me.  You don’t like what I write.  I get it.

So…

Smell on YOU.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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26 Responses to Bad Smell Face

  1. joe to hell says:

    ohhhh we read
    we really read!

    i try and comment once a week, but i DO read daily. i have 15 blogs i read only – and i comment on them each once a week…..to let em know i care. i’ll do mroe if you want….. sometimes even i have nothign to say . and that is really weird

  2. keltic says:

    uhhh! I do a tag surfer search and what is the first thing I see? a Stink Face!!!!! I had no option but to click on this blog and find out why.

    I’m a size queen too when it comes to my blog stats. The bigger the better.

  3. dirkmancuso says:

    Oh, even with that stink face you’re just a big ol’ cutie.

    And we like you — we really like you.

    Now shut up and give us a kiss.

  4. Brian says:

    Comment whoring. Lovely rite of passage.

    *Sniff*

  5. Jim says:

    Your bangs ARE rockin’ – color me jealous.

    But in fact, you just rock. I love reading your blog – so much so that I got my straighty friend Jen hooked on it.

    She calls me often asking if I have read your blog. She loves you and so do I.

    Just one request – more entries about you and Jim. I think we all (those of us not in you inner circle) want to know how the relationship is progressing.

    I always like to think if you and I lived in the same city we would be the best of friends.

  6. Jeremy says:

    Your blog is the first I read every day. It puts me in the right mood to deal with the bastards I work with. Keep up the good work and bang rockin’, sir!

  7. add-mmm says:

    Oh… don’t be such a “Drama” queen. So people don’t comment. Big whoop! Shouldn’t you be working anyway?

  8. voenixrising says:

    I read you every day honey, even if I don’t comment.

    To paraphrase Dirk above, “Shut up and let’s swap some spit.”

  9. John says:

    Actually, all the stats I’ve seen suggest that most people are watchers of social media, not commenters/creators/etc. So, don’t sweat it. instead, get SiteMeter or Google Analytics so you can obsess about your traffic, referrals, etc. (If you get the paid version of SiteMeter you can get all kinds of detail about each visitor as they arrive and stalk your readers!) Hours of fun!

  10. Mark says:

    I’m a regular reader and commenter. But I know how you feel, as my blog gets fewers comments than yours. But occasionally I’ll hear from someone whose read my blog and I don’t know who they are (they aren’t someone whose blog I read), so I know there must be lurkers.

    Keep your chin up, keep entertaining us, and PLEASE – for god’s sake – DO SOMETHING with those bangs!

    Mark 🙂

  11. Ron says:

    Well I for one feel confident that I have been doing my part to stroke your ego. I’ll stroke it as often as I have a decent stroke to offer.

  12. ink2metal says:

    insecurities be damned! you are loved.

    see? some pithy words to inundate your empty inbox.

    now indulge yourself with some milk and cookies and return to your happy place.

    ;-}

  13. brettcajun says:

    Don’t beg for comments. It’s beneath you.

    I understand the feeling. When I am feeling unappreciated, I do something outrageous like Madonna would do to get attention. I post slutty pics of myself or do Jiggy Dances. It usually does the trick.

    And I actually like your Little Bastard comics. I am still waiting to appear in one, that’s why I never comment on them.

  14. Christopher says:

    You’ve got nice tits…oops, I meant lips, so stop making that pouty face!

    I read you whenever you post via Google Reader & try to comment for the same reasons as you.

    Baby, we DO like you & LOVE what you write (you make me laugh quite often)…and if you lived in my neck of the woods, we’d be BFF’s…no doubt!

  15. RG says:

    Comment whore.

  16. Stephen says:

    I love you!!! Don’t be mad, baby. I’ll make it up to you.

    P.S. I love RG’s comment. 🙂

  17. Bryan says:

    do forgive! love your blog. love the bangs! BTW, know how you feel…

  18. Matt says:

    Wow. Yeah – comment whore. 😉

  19. Scott says:

    There. Now, wipe that look off your face.

  20. Rich says:

    Nilla, please. You are loved. Some days some of us feel less pithy and may not write. Soon it will be spring. Then summer. Five months until your Cavaliers are out and about. Now just think about that. No more bad smell face.

  21. Penny says:

    I love you my baby! You are linked to my blog on “READ AND LOVE DAILY”. In the “straight” community or at The Queen’s Castle, that look is commonly known as “the stink eye”. Now if the princes of the castle are giving me a particularly hard time, the stink eye is followed by several head twitches and neck jerks. Then I scream in a exorcistic (? new word of the day) voice,”You’re making my Agent Orange act up.” I am the daughter of a Vietnam vet and a lover of Major Payne! (ssshhh, don’t tell the princes that I was 8 when my dad got home)

  22. atomicpop! says:

    sounds like a gangbang is about to happen in here with CB starring as the bottom

  23. Junk Thief says:

    Comment whore to comment whore, I’ll just add #23. (Or can one be a comment john?)

  24. Donnie says:

    *crying uncontrollably* Please forgive me, CB!

  25. Tom says:

    Oh fine.
    Whatever.
    You’re wonderful. Your blog is wonderful.

    There….happy now?

  26. Osbhjkvm says:

    EZFSPm comment2 ,

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